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CF needs new human sacrifices.

Postby SKI-preo » Thu Nov 04, 2010 5:48 am

If you don't volunteer I will start picking people to sacrifice at random.
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Postby B25 » Thu Nov 04, 2010 9:47 am

I volunteer all the TCs on this forum except for Deniz, Kiks, and ............that Omar fella.
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Postby fig head » Thu Nov 04, 2010 9:59 am

i heard the volunteer have to be a virgin !! good luck
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Postby miltiades » Thu Nov 04, 2010 10:17 am

fig head wrote:i heard the volunteer have to be a virgin !! good luck

A perfect candidate ?
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Re: CF needs new human sacrifices.

Postby CyprusNewsReport » Thu Nov 04, 2010 10:44 am

SKI-preo wrote:If you don't volunteer I will start picking people to sacrifice at random.


:D I don't think you'll find any sacrificial lambs here, they're all lions and tigers
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Re: CF needs new human sacrifices.

Postby Get Real! » Thu Nov 04, 2010 11:17 am

SKI-preo wrote:If you don't volunteer I will start picking people to sacrifice at random.

Just pick a few serfs from C44 and I’ll bring ‘em to ya!
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Postby yialousa1971 » Thu Nov 04, 2010 4:24 pm

I've just spoken to GR and he has volunteered to be burnt at the stake, 8) Miltiades will fan the flames.
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Re: CF needs new human sacrifices.

Postby EricSeans » Thu Nov 04, 2010 5:25 pm

Get Real! wrote:
SKI-preo wrote:If you don't volunteer I will start picking people to sacrifice at random.

Just pick a few serfs from C44 and I’ll bring ‘em to ya!


Let me know if you need a hand! :twisted:
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Postby Gasman » Thu Nov 04, 2010 5:51 pm

Thought you were banned Eric ... twice! lol!
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Postby Schnauzer » Thu Nov 04, 2010 5:56 pm

yialousa1971 wrote:I've just spoken to GR and he has volunteered to be burnt at the stake, 8) Miltiades will fan the flames.



A burning at the stake?, well, if that be the nature of the 'Sacrifice', may I suggest that Miltiades (since his name is mentioned) might be an ideal substitute for GR.

Miltiades could be 'Spit Roasted' and there are many reasons to support his suitability for such an end.

(a) He portrays the manners of a pig almost every time he presents a comment.

(b) He grunts disapproval rather than registers the reasons for such.

(c) Most importantly, he consumes so much wine, his flesh will be ready 'Marinated'.

(d) All the cooking implements necessary are obtainable from his little shop in a gaslit street somewhere in the region where there are many 'Muslim' residents.

His stature is such that there would not be much of him for a good feast BUT, at least we would be rid of the offensive little pest. (IMHO) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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