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Postby SpartanGamer » Thu Nov 04, 2010 6:39 pm

I volunteer.. Cap :lol:
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Postby fig head » Thu Nov 04, 2010 6:41 pm

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yialousa1971 wrote:I've just spoken to GR and he has volunteered to be burnt at the stake, 8) Miltiades will fan the flames.



A burning at the stake?, well, if that be the nature of the 'Sacrifice', may I suggest that Miltiades (since his name is mentioned) might be an ideal substitute for GR.

Miltiades could be 'Spit Roasted' and there are many reasons to support his suitability for such an end.

(a) He portrays the manners of a pig almost every time he presents a comment.

(b) He grunts disapproval rather than registers the reasons for such.

(c) Most importantly, he consumes so much wine, his flesh will be ready 'Marinated'.

(d) All the cooking implements necessary are obtainable from his little shop in a gaslit street somewhere in the region where there are many 'Muslim' residents.

His stature is such that there would not be much of him for a good feast BUT, at least we would be rid of the offensive little pest. (IMHO) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:


oh sound like you like him so much u toke the time to write down a list hahaha
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Postby miltiades » Thu Nov 04, 2010 6:47 pm

fig head wrote:
Schnauzer wrote:
yialousa1971 wrote:I've just spoken to GR and he has volunteered to be burnt at the stake, 8) Miltiades will fan the flames.



A burning at the stake?, well, if that be the nature of the 'Sacrifice', may I suggest that Miltiades (since his name is mentioned) might be an ideal substitute for GR.

Miltiades could be 'Spit Roasted' and there are many reasons to support his suitability for such an end.

(a) He portrays the manners of a pig almost every time he presents a comment.

(b) He grunts disapproval rather than registers the reasons for such.

(c) Most importantly, he consumes so much wine, his flesh will be ready 'Marinated'.

(d) All the cooking implements necessary are obtainable from his little shop in a gaslit street somewhere in the region where there are many 'Muslim' residents.

His stature is such that there would not be much of him for a good feast BUT, at least we would be rid of the offensive little pest. (IMHO) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:


oh sound like you like him so much u toke the time to write down a list hahaha

Didn't you darling he , SWatzy ...boy is obsessed with me !!!! I have this affect on the female gender and the ...in between !!!
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Postby fig head » Thu Nov 04, 2010 6:55 pm

miltiades wrote:
fig head wrote:
Schnauzer wrote:
yialousa1971 wrote:I've just spoken to GR and he has volunteered to be burnt at the stake, 8) Miltiades will fan the flames.



A burning at the stake?, well, if that be the nature of the 'Sacrifice', may I suggest that Miltiades (since his name is mentioned) might be an ideal substitute for GR.

Miltiades could be 'Spit Roasted' and there are many reasons to support his suitability for such an end.

(a) He portrays the manners of a pig almost every time he presents a comment.

(b) He grunts disapproval rather than registers the reasons for such.

(c) Most importantly, he consumes so much wine, his flesh will be ready 'Marinated'.

(d) All the cooking implements necessary are obtainable from his little shop in a gaslit street somewhere in the region where there are many 'Muslim' residents.

His stature is such that there would not be much of him for a good feast BUT, at least we would be rid of the offensive little pest. (IMHO) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:


oh sound like you like him so much u toke the time to write down a list hahaha

Didn't you darling he , SWatzy ...boy is obsessed with me !!!!I have this affect on the female gender[/size] and the ...in between !!!


miltiades define the effect please ! for the sake of giving CF a clearer picture on this case
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Postby miltiades » Thu Nov 04, 2010 6:59 pm

fig head wrote:
miltiades wrote:
fig head wrote:
Schnauzer wrote:
yialousa1971 wrote:I've just spoken to GR and he has volunteered to be burnt at the stake, 8) Miltiades will fan the flames.



A burning at the stake?, well, if that be the nature of the 'Sacrifice', may I suggest that Miltiades (since his name is mentioned) might be an ideal substitute for GR.

Miltiades could be 'Spit Roasted' and there are many reasons to support his suitability for such an end.

(a) He portrays the manners of a pig almost every time he presents a comment.

(b) He grunts disapproval rather than registers the reasons for such.

(c) Most importantly, he consumes so much wine, his flesh will be ready 'Marinated'.

(d) All the cooking implements necessary are obtainable from his little shop in a gaslit street somewhere in the region where there are many 'Muslim' residents.

His stature is such that there would not be much of him for a good feast BUT, at least we would be rid of the offensive little pest. (IMHO) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:


oh sound like you like him so much u toke the time to write down a list hahaha

Didn't you darling he , SWatzy ...boy is obsessed with me !!!!I have this affect on the female gender[/size] and the ...in between !!!


miltiades define the effect please ! for the sake of giving CF a clearer picture on this case

Grammar darling ? here it is :
This is an expanded show based on the original episode covering when to use affect with an a and when to use effect with an e.
I get asked whether to use affect or effect all the time and it is by far the most requested grammar topic .
I hope I clarified the issue of AFFECT !!! :lol: :lol:
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Postby fig head » Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:52 pm

miltiades wrote:
fig head wrote:
miltiades wrote:
fig head wrote:
Schnauzer wrote:
yialousa1971 wrote:I've just spoken to GR and he has volunteered to be burnt at the stake, 8) Miltiades will fan the flames.



A burning at the stake?, well, if that be the nature of the 'Sacrifice', may I suggest that Miltiades (since his name is mentioned) might be an ideal substitute for GR.

Miltiades could be 'Spit Roasted' and there are many reasons to support his suitability for such an end.

(a) He portrays the manners of a pig almost every time he presents a comment.

(b) He grunts disapproval rather than registers the reasons for such.

(c) Most importantly, he consumes so much wine, his flesh will be ready 'Marinated'.

(d) All the cooking implements necessary are obtainable from his little shop in a gaslit street somewhere in the region where there are many 'Muslim' residents.

His stature is such that there would not be much of him for a good feast BUT, at least we would be rid of the offensive little pest. (IMHO) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:


oh sound like you like him so much u toke the time to write down a list hahaha

Didn't you darling he , SWatzy ...boy is obsessed with me !!!!I have this affect on the female gender[/size] and the ...in between !!!


miltiades define the effect please ! for the sake of giving CF a clearer picture on this case

Grammar darling ? here it is :
This is an expanded show based on the original episode covering when to use affect with an a and when to use effect with an e.
I get asked whether to use affect or effect all the time and it is by far the most requested grammar topic .
I hope I clarified the issue of AFFECT !!! :lol: :lol:


hmm will i get the grammar bit and thanks for explaining !!! ill have a drink for that
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Postby supporttheunderdog » Thu Nov 04, 2010 9:03 pm

Which Idiot voluntered GR? the victim has got to be human!
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Postby Cap » Thu Nov 04, 2010 9:15 pm

SpartanGamer wrote:I volunteer.. Cap :lol:


Yeh, but for a noble cause..

maybe like this 8)

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Postby humanist » Thu Nov 04, 2010 9:55 pm

I feel left out lol ;)
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Postby Get Real! » Thu Nov 04, 2010 10:20 pm

supporttheunderdog wrote:Which Idiot voluntered GR? the victim has got to be human!

Could the fact that you capitalized idiot have anything to do with the fact that one cannot “volunteer” another person but nominate? Image
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