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CEO and compensation

Postby Christie » Mon Aug 08, 2005 11:01 am

A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO.
This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is
full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business! The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I
make $300.00 a week. Why?" The CEO then hands the guy $1,200 in cash and screams, "Here's four weeks pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around
the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did
here?"
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza delivery
guy from Domino's.
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Postby demetriou_74 » Mon Aug 08, 2005 11:34 am

another students of moose's chool of comedy
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Postby Christie » Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:19 pm

It can be taken for compliment if it comes from you demetriou :)
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Postby cannedmoose » Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:22 pm

Christie wrote:It can be taken for compliment if it comes from you demetriou :)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby demetriou_74 » Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:23 pm

i dont get it
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Postby Christie » Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:24 pm

Moose, am I enrolled? :lol:
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Postby cannedmoose » Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:25 pm

Christie wrote:Moose, am I enrolled? :lol:


Absolutely dear... you get a Image
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Postby demetriou_74 » Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:27 pm

thanks for the explanation
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Postby brother » Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:28 pm

Please for the love of God, not another moosey student. :cry: :cry:
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Postby cannedmoose » Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:30 pm

Watch out Bro', we're all around you... :D
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