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Postby wyoming cowboy » Mon Oct 11, 2010 10:56 pm

bsharpish wrote:Hold on ............(spooky wailing noise)
I'm having a vision (thunderclap)

in the final days ( foam at mouth)

Ice cream will taste like souvla
The genitals of "Men in dresses with beards" will turn into taramosalata
Dogs will Marry cats
Englishmen will not form a queue
Wine will turn to water
Keo will come in tetrapaks
Jam will rise up and invade Azerbaijan
It will rain blood(y mary's)
Stone washed denim will become fashionable
Paphos will be a cultured, clean paradise
Chinese watches will tell the correct time
Mozart will rise again and with eyes made of fire incinerate the spice girls
Steve Martin and chevvy chase will be funny again
swearing, cursing and threats will disappear from the CF
Fish will fly with the birds
The sea will turn into lobster bisque



All these things will come to pass just before josephs prophecy... so if you see all this ahppening ............... get ready for the end of all things



Ice cream that tastes like souvla....I was passing through the state of Connecticut last week the birthplace of Ben and Jerrys Ice cream , and they were advertising their different tastes of ice cream, besides souvla, I know of one cypriot flavor that would taste good and that is Mossilo, I dont know if you guys know about it but the marmalade tastes awesome...Does anyone know the english translation of the Mossilo fruit..???
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Postby denizaksulu » Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:09 pm

wyoming cowboy wrote:
bsharpish wrote:Hold on ............(spooky wailing noise)
I'm having a vision (thunderclap)

in the final days ( foam at mouth)

Ice cream will taste like souvla
The genitals of "Men in dresses with beards" will turn into taramosalata
Dogs will Marry cats
Englishmen will not form a queue
Wine will turn to water
Keo will come in tetrapaks
Jam will rise up and invade Azerbaijan
It will rain blood(y mary's)
Stone washed denim will become fashionable
Paphos will be a cultured, clean paradise
Chinese watches will tell the correct time
Mozart will rise again and with eyes made of fire incinerate the spice girls
Steve Martin and chevvy chase will be funny again
swearing, cursing and threats will disappear from the CF
Fish will fly with the birds
The sea will turn into lobster bisque



All these things will come to pass just before josephs prophecy... so if you see all this ahppening ............... get ready for the end of all things



Ice cream that tastes like souvla....I was passing through the state of Connecticut last week the birthplace of Ben and Jerrys Ice cream , and they were advertising their different tastes of ice cream, besides souvla, I know of one cypriot flavor that would taste good and that is Mossilo, I dont know if you guys know about it but the marmalade tastes awesome...Does anyone know the english translation of the Mossilo fruit..???


Surely you mean 'mosphilo' :?
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Postby denizaksulu » Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:40 pm

WC fell asleep I suppose. :?

Mosphilo = wild hawthorn
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Postby insan » Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:40 pm

lola-tulip wrote:Insan, you need some further intelligence to interpret things you clearly do not understand. They are tempting. But, you are not ready to interpret. You are making a mockery show of your lowly understanding.


Hmmm... I'd like you to enlighten me with your "further intelligence" lola tulipano...

May 19, 2010 9:34 PM
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According to Cosmas the Aitolian, this war will come when two summers and two Easters come together. Various explanations of this prophecy were attempted. The most popular one is that by two summers he meant an unusually hot autumn,following the summer, as is happening almost every year now in Greece. The coincidence of two Easters could mean that the Orthodox and the Catholic Easter coincide and are celebrated on the same day. This happened this year and will happen again next year (2011). Then it will come again in 2014. I would not be surprized if the war occur this October.



Is the above quoted interpratation sounds one of the most accurate? but why should God work for Greeks or Orthodox? :lol:




The prophecy of Simple Minds sounds way more humanistic and godly, ain't it?

We go walking, hand in hand,
All across the land it's east at easter.
People walking hand in hand.
When ships are moving south it will be east at easter.

We will rock you, rock you little child.
We will rock you, rock you little child.
All across the land it's east at easter.
All across the land it's east at easter.

Things will lighten up the sky, east at easter.
Things will lighten up the sky, east at easter.

We'll go walking hand in hand,
'Cause all across the land it will be east at easter.
Ah, we will rock you, rock you little child,
We will rock you, rock you little child.
All across the land it's east at easter.
When ships go moving south it will be east at easter.

They're gonna lighten up the sky.
They're gonna lighten up the sky.
They're gonna lighten up the sky,
East at easter.

Ah, we'll go walking hand in hand.
We'll go walking hand in hand, yes.
We will rock you, rock you little child.
We will rock you, rock you,
Rock you little child.

They're gonna lighten up the sky.
When they lighten up the sky it will be east at easter.
We will rock you, rock you, rock you.

How is ur interpretation of the oseph's peophecy, lola tulipano?
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Postby kurupetos » Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:41 pm

denizaksulu wrote:WC fell asleep I suppose. :?

Mosphilo = wild hawthorn


I wish I had a eurocent for every time you mentioned mosphilo in CF. :lol:
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Postby denizaksulu » Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:53 pm

kurupetos wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:WC fell asleep I suppose. :?

Mosphilo = wild hawthorn


I wish I had a eurocent for every time you mentioned mosphilo in CF. :lol:


I love the stuff, besides, it was the Wy-Cowboy who was asking. :evil:
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Postby wyoming cowboy » Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:09 am

denizaksulu wrote:WC fell asleep I suppose. :?

Mosphilo = wild hawthorn


Thanks Deniz, I didnt fall asleep i was outside raking leaves.
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Postby lola-tulip » Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:15 am

The Orthodox Easters are known well in advance so there are no surprises as to when they will fall. Any forecasts and revelations based on such knowns without prior disclosure are fraudulent.

Posting a youtube does not make it more credible. :)
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Postby insan » Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:24 am

lola-tulip wrote:The Orthodox Easters are known well in advance so there are no surprises as to when they will fall. Any forecasts and revelations based on such knowns without prior disclosure are fraudulent.

Posting a youtube does not make it more credible. :)


Youtube song... actually a song by Simple Minds, one of the gretaest pop-rock bands of all times; posted by me for you to compare the prophetic messages given by Joseph the Greek Monk and the Simple Minds...

In Joseph's prophecy; God mereley works for Greek and Orthodox interests... ain't it weird? Or the God Joseph claimed to talk with, was a mythological Greek God?
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Postby wyoming cowboy » Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:26 am

denizaksulu wrote:WC fell asleep I suppose. :?

Mosphilo = wild hawthorn



Ive got another one for you Deniz......In Cypriot Loukanika there are little black balls they sort of resemble black pepper, I think the cypriot word for them is ....shino.... Ive heard its very unique to cyprus and that it has some properties that help in arteriosclerosis.....For the million dollar answer...What is the english translation for Shino...???? :lol:
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