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[Oracle]

Merkel to offer German help over Cyprus impasse


Chancellor Angela Merkel said Saturday she would visit Cyprus in January to offer Germany's help in resolving an impasse holding up security cooperation and Turkey joining the European Union.

"This will be an opportunity for me to see if Germany can play a helpful role in resolving the difficulties ..."


http://www.expatica.com/de/news/german- ... 02017.html

[bsharpish]

Any help will be conditional-

1. Permanent german only towels on sun-beds
2. Only pure aryan beer to be sold
3. Execution of tardy people
4. Sense of humour\irony to be removed from all newly born cypriots
5. Brass band music, corny old rock and bad techno to replace bazuki

[Get Real!]

Merkel, would have to solve her local East/West problems first before graduating to something like the CyProb!

[SKI-preo]

BSharpish...German Beer you say... Put me down for the next round you take this one.

[CBBB]

Are they coming in their tanks?

[bsharpish]

Yes they are coming in tanks............ but in line with the "NEW HAPPY, FRIENDLY,NON-THREATENING,JOVIAL GERMANY" Image they are only sending there crack "Der freundliche Clown" division