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[Paphitis]

(Some Profs stay off staff listings, especially if they teach in sensitive areas. )

What's so sensitive about mythology?

Miltiades said you might become a Suicide Bomber!

Then that makes him a Class A mythologist!

Give him a chair at the Uni…

An electric chair!

I'd happily pay for the electricity bill!

Do you mean you will offer to pay for the electricity bill?

That is amazing for such a tight arse!

[gauss]

y'all know that the Onion is satirical, right?

[Get Real!]

Notice to Greeks:

For the right price, I offer my services to squash the allegations in this article.

That won't be necessary!

But for a small fee, I might let you kiss my boots!

We'll have to pull them out your arse first...

[bsharpish]

But you'll still kiss them ???

mitt scheisse
sans merde
Con Feci

[Oracle]

y'all know that the Onion is satirical, right?

Back in 2007 ...

I'm not afraid to die . . . but I don't want to be there when it happens

Reminds of of the old joke - 'I want to die like my grandfather - peacefully in my sleep. Not screaming like the people in the plane he was piloting.'

And that reminds me of a spoof headline I saw on The Onion.Com:
"American Airlines Releases '10 Worse Ways To Die Than In A Plane Crash' To Boost Flyer Morale"

Hope you're well!

Woody Allen say first. I copy from book.
He very funny man. Make up for ugly face

... Applied Social Penetration Theory; peeled away the layers until ZoC, reduced to metaphorical tears, haphazardly revealed his true identity as the other Cypriot Janus, Malapapa.

[SpartanGamer]

Oh wow I never realised! I'm really sorry! We are so sorry for saying we are the best culture in the world. Thanks for the heads up

please don't apologize, spartan... you've given the world something to laugh about.

It seems your parents brought something into the world that everyone can laugh at

don't bring people's parents into it, twat. my mum would spank your spartan butt all the way back to the peloponnese.

You just said don't bring peoples parents into it, then you brought somebodies parent in

err, not somebody else's.... mine, spartan fool. don't pick fights with a far superior force... you'll just get spanked in the end. just ask leo.

Hmmm it appears you are a sadist because you're addicted to spanking.

Hmmm it appears you are dumber than I thought because you think you are superior to someone.

Hmmm it appears you have never had the joy of a triple digit IQ number.

Hmmm it appears you are losing because you have not a single bit of imagination with your comebacks.

Hmmm I think it's time for you to create another account because we're not so easily fooled, Malapapa

[bsharpish]

Damn its been a long time since I visited the onion.......... funny as f..k

[ZoC]

err, not somebody else's.... mine, spartan fool. don't pick fights with a far superior force... you'll just get spanked in the end. just ask leo.

Hmmm it appears you are a sadist because you're addicted to spanking.

Hmmm it appears you are dumber than I thought because you think you are superior to someone.

Hmmm it appears you have never had the joy of a triple digit IQ number.

Hmmm it appears you are losing because you have not a single bit of imagination with your comebacks.

Hmmm I think it's time for you to create another account because we're not so easily fooled, Malapapa

hmmm, what prize lokmas you turned out to be.... and who the freakin' hell is malapapa...?

[ZoC]

y'all know that the Onion is satirical, right?

easy everyone. you can all breathe a sigh of relief... it took us a few pages but we've finally figured the article was satirical... honest... so go back to sleep my fine greek specimens; drink your coffee till 4pm, party all through the night, avoid your taxes, study to be teachers till you're 35, and accept all the bail outs from your euro buddies... 'cos the historians didn't make it all up.... your ancestors were great, and only a couple of thousand years ago....

[CBBB]

y'all know that the Onion is satirical, right?

easy everyone. you can all breathe a sigh of relief... it took us a few pages but we've finally figured the article was satirical... honest... so go back to sleep my fine greek specimens; drink your coffee till 4pm, party all through the night, avoid your taxes, study to be teachers till you're 35, and accept all the bail outs from your euro buddies... 'cos the historians didn't make it all up.... your ancestors were great, and only a couple of thousand years ago....

Unlike yours, who never were!