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Postby Get Real! » Fri Oct 08, 2010 11:06 pm

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Oracle wrote:(Some Profs stay off staff listings, especially if they teach in sensitive areas. :wink: )

:lol: What's so sensitive about mythology?


Miltiades said you might become a Suicide Bomber! :D

Then that makes him a Class A mythologist! :lol:

Give him a chair at the Uni… 8)
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Postby Oracle » Fri Oct 08, 2010 11:08 pm

Get Real! wrote:
Oracle wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Oracle wrote:(Some Profs stay off staff listings, especially if they teach in sensitive areas. :wink: )

:lol: What's so sensitive about mythology?


Miltiades said you might become a Suicide Bomber! :D

Then that makes him a Class A mythologist! :lol:

Give him a chair at the Uni… 8)


An electric chair! :D
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Postby ZoC » Fri Oct 08, 2010 11:10 pm

kurupetos wrote:
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SpartanGamer wrote:
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SpartanGamer wrote:Oh wow I never realised! I'm really sorry! We are so sorry for saying we are the best culture in the world. Thanks for the heads up :lol:


please don't apologize, spartan... you've given the world something to laugh about.


It seems your parents brought something into the world that everyone can laugh at :lol:


don't bring people's parents into it, twat. my mum would spank your spartan butt all the way back to the peloponnese.


Are you Greek Zoc? We don't like Greeks in this forum! :idea:



ra korou, i already told you i'm from citium.
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Postby Get Real! » Fri Oct 08, 2010 11:11 pm

Oracle wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Oracle wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Oracle wrote:(Some Profs stay off staff listings, especially if they teach in sensitive areas. :wink: )

:lol: What's so sensitive about mythology?


Miltiades said you might become a Suicide Bomber! :D

Then that makes him a Class A mythologist! :lol:

Give him a chair at the Uni… 8)


An electric chair! :D

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I'd happily pay for the electric bill!
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Postby Get Real! » Fri Oct 08, 2010 11:12 pm

ZoC wrote:ra korou, i already told you i'm from citium.

Ma ise bou to tziti re? :lol:
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Postby ZoC » Fri Oct 08, 2010 11:17 pm

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ZoC wrote:ra korou, i already told you i'm from citium.

Ma ise bou to tziti re? :lol:


ne sior, jame bou'n ouli i exibni. near the american academy.
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Postby SpartanGamer » Fri Oct 08, 2010 11:50 pm

ZoC wrote:
SpartanGamer wrote:
ZoC wrote:
SpartanGamer wrote:Oh wow I never realised! I'm really sorry! We are so sorry for saying we are the best culture in the world. Thanks for the heads up :lol:


please don't apologize, spartan... you've given the world something to laugh about.


It seems your parents brought something into the world that everyone can laugh at :lol:


don't bring people's parents into it, twat. my mum would spank your spartan butt all the way back to the peloponnese.


You just said don't bring peoples parents into it, then you brought somebodies parent in :lol:

Hhhhyypppooocccrrrriittteeee
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Postby Gasman » Sat Oct 09, 2010 1:16 am

Well if people fall for that, maybe they also lap up the info in uncyclopedia!

The Greeks are direct descendants of an extra-terrestrial tribe from Mars who conquiered the planet, so they came to Earth to teach us. They are the main cause of intellengence.

During their, somewhat, short course of history (circa. 5,00 light years AD), most of the nations in the world tried to conquer Greece. However, all of them have failed.

Greece earned its independence during the early decades of the 19th century from the Automan Empire. After the Greek War of Independence, 25.3.1821-beta-RC1, got involved in a considerable number of wars in order to franchise Darth Feta, lad fighting for a cheese made exclusively from goat and sheep's milk. However, their endeavors in Asia Minor, Major and Asia Intermediate proved unsuccessful, since they were unable to dissolve the butter and stuck with a mere PDO certification instead.

The official symbol on the Greek flag is a traditional byzantine cold-coffee beverage known as Frape, sitting on a white sky and a blue sea. This is thought to symbolize a Greek's main source of "coolness", which is his/her extreme empathy towards everything.
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Postby ZoC » Sat Oct 09, 2010 11:33 am

SpartanGamer wrote:
ZoC wrote:
SpartanGamer wrote:
ZoC wrote:
SpartanGamer wrote:Oh wow I never realised! I'm really sorry! We are so sorry for saying we are the best culture in the world. Thanks for the heads up :lol:


please don't apologize, spartan... you've given the world something to laugh about.


It seems your parents brought something into the world that everyone can laugh at :lol:


don't bring people's parents into it, twat. my mum would spank your spartan butt all the way back to the peloponnese.


You just said don't bring peoples parents into it, then you brought somebodies parent in :lol:


err, not somebody else's.... mine, spartan fool. don't pick fights with a far superior force... you'll just get spanked in the end. just ask leo.
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Postby Paphitis » Sat Oct 09, 2010 11:47 am

Get Real! wrote:Notice to Greeks:

For the right price, I offer my services to squash the allegations in this article.


That won't be necessary!

But for a small fee, I might let you kiss my boots! :lol:
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