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by **Oracle** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 9:31 pm

No, play with him and peel the (Onion) layers off slowly!

by **ZoC** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 9:33 pm

fig head wrote:
ZoC wrote:shit, sorry. i'm new here. can you provide a link and i'll go and get tickled there...

Why you wanna get tickled for !

http://www.wasteoftime.com

www.stupidtwat.com

by **Oracle** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 9:43 pm

Hey ZLoB ... here's another article from your Incredible Source:

Zydrunas Ilgauskas Figures He Must Be From Turkey Or Something

MARCH 31, 2010 | ISSUE 46•12

CLEVELAND—In a locker room interview prior to his game against the Sacramento Kings Sunday, Cavaliers center Zydrunas Ilgauskas ruminated on his home country, guessing he might be from Romania or Croatia before finally concluding that he is probably from Turkey or someplace like that. "I'm not 100 percent sure, but players like me are usually from around Turkey," said Ilgauskas, citing his oddly shaped head and the mishmash of consonants in his first name as evidence. "I can't place my accent for the life of me. It's kind of Russian-ish, I guess, but Turkey's relatively close to Russia. So, yeah, Turkey." When informed that he is from Lithuania, Ilgauskas said that sounded about right, as Lithuania is probably a city in Turkey.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/zydrun ... key,17164/

by **ZoC** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 9:45 pm

Oracle wrote:Hey ZLoB ... here's another article from your Incredible Source:

Zydrunas Ilgauskas Figures He Must Be From Turkey Or Something

MARCH 31, 2010 | ISSUE 46•12

CLEVELAND—In a locker room interview prior to his game against the Sacramento Kings Sunday, Cavaliers center Zydrunas Ilgauskas ruminated on his home country, guessing he might be from Romania or Croatia before finally concluding that he is probably from Turkey or someplace like that. "I'm not 100 percent sure, but players like me are usually from around Turkey," said Ilgauskas, citing his oddly shaped head and the mishmash of consonants in his first name as evidence. "I can't place my accent for the life of me. It's kind of Russian-ish, I guess, but Turkey's relatively close to Russia. So, yeah, Turkey." When informed that he is from Lithuania, Ilgauskas said that sounded about right, as Lithuania is probably a city in Turkey.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/zydrun ... key,17164/

this story doesn't ring as true as the other one though...

by **Oracle** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 9:47 pm

Hey this Source is Incredible! Such mind-blowing analysis ...

U.S.-Turkey Relations Cool

OCTOBER 17, 2007 | ISSUE 43•42

Turkey recalled its ambassador to the U.S. and warned there would be dire consequences if Congress passes a resolution classifying the massacre of 1.5 million Armenians between 1915 and 1923 as genocide. What do you think?

Jane Young
Systems Analyst

"This is reminiscent of when Germany withdrew their ambassador until America officially recognized Oktoberfest."

Ricardo Olmos
Traffic Cop

"Well, politics is all about finding a middle ground. How about calling it an unmitigated slaughter? Would that work?"

Ben Hauer
Insurance Agent

"If there's anything our Congress is good at, it's passing philosophical resolutions in name only that have no tangible outcome."

http://www.theonion.com/articles/usturk ... ool,15323/

by **ZoC** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 9:49 pm

SpartanGamer wrote:Oh wow I never realised! I'm really sorry! We are so sorry for saying we are the best culture in the world. Thanks for the heads up

please don't apologize, spartan... you've given the world something to laugh about.

by **Get Real!** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 9:50 pm

I'm getting disappointed... quoting past articles from that site is irrelevant!

by **Oracle** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 9:51 pm

ZoC wrote:
SpartanGamer wrote:Oh wow I never realised! I'm really sorry! We are so sorry for saying we are the best culture in the world. Thanks for the heads up

please don't apologize, spartan... you've given the world something to laugh about.

Wannabe-Greek "Turks"? :lol:

by **ZoC** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 9:54 pm

Oracle wrote:
ZoC wrote:
SpartanGamer wrote:Oh wow I never realised! I'm really sorry! We are so sorry for saying we are the best culture in the world. Thanks for the heads up

please don't apologize, spartan... you've given the world something to laugh about.

Wannabe-Greek "Turks"?

lithuanian if you don't mind.

by **Oracle** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 9:57 pm

Get Real! wrote::? I'm getting disappointed... quoting past articles from that site is irrelevant!

But funny! :lol:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/turkis ... -you,3955/

http://www.theonion.com/articles/hope-f ... quak,4075/

http://www.theonion.com/audio/hope-fade ... uak,13788/

http://www.theonion.com/articles/white- ... urks,4360/

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