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[Get Real!]

And for every single little complaint your answer (like GR) is to quote figures for other countries.

Incorrect Gasfarts! I quote pictures, articles, and figures of YOUR miserable country just so you can fall off your pedestal back down to earth again where you belong, because where you come from rubbish is commonplace, animal cruelty a national pastime, corrupt solicitors and politicians aplenty, and War crimes galore!

So shouldn’t you be counting your blessings that Cyprus has accepted such a miserable git like you?

[repulsewarrior]

lol, poetry, your words sing like a shakespearean sonnets, almost every word.

Mdme. O i hug you and i kiss you, i miss you believe it or not, Gasman,

man or woman i love you too; don't get your nickers in a knot don't shrew

you are a witch not better but a compliment, if it were for the right brew

just as eloquent dearest GR with few words. lol i said, lol you guys make

me laugh. cheers to toxic muck!

[Svetlana]

I am please to announce that from Wednesday 7 October CF is to be rebranded as the Britain versus Cyprus Forum; we had thought to call it the 'Cypriots Hate All Visitors' (CHAV) but our PR company suggested we would be inundated with new members who wore Burberry, pikeys or those from the underclasses - OK, I know we already have Yialoser.

Membership will remain free but Forum members will be regulated to adopt far higher standards of behaviour. However, for those wishing for a more liberal posting style a Premium membership will now be offered at a rate of €100pa, this brings many privileges:

General Section:
Members will be able to bully Newbies, so that they never return to post again.
Members will be able to say 'if you dont like it here, leave my country' (even if they do not live in 'their' country).

Meet New Friends
Here, members will be allowed to tell everyone with an alternative sexual orientation or interest, that they are a 'Perv'.

Classified
Members will be able to point out, for any advertsised item, that is is available on Bangledeshi Ebay for half the price, or, if it is a car, that their brother's mate had driven one once and that it was 'rubbish'.

CyProb
Member will be able to point out that the CyProb is soley the the fault of:
the Brits/GC/Greeks/TC/Turkey/the US/Anna Vissi (delete as approriate)

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I know your postings do not conflict with the spirit of comerarderie we try to encourage on CF, so the above is for the benefit of others!