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Postby Oracle » Sat Oct 02, 2010 10:03 pm

Get Real! wrote:
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Get Real! wrote:Hmm, I sense that…

“Swap-a-job!”
“Swap-a-kid!”
“Swap-a-wife!”
“Swap-a-car!”
“Swap-a-house!”

…are begging to evolve from this, and they can all be neatly encapsulated under the “Swap-a-life!” group of companies! :D


Don't you want to precede those with "Easy - " ? :D

No, I don't want my arse sued! :?


DT. will help you with that one ... :D
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Postby CBBB » Sat Oct 02, 2010 11:21 pm

Get Real! wrote:
Oracle wrote:
Get Real! wrote:Hmm, I sense that…

“Swap-a-job!”
“Swap-a-kid!”
“Swap-a-wife!”
“Swap-a-car!”
“Swap-a-house!”

…are begging to evolve from this, and they can all be neatly encapsulated under the “Swap-a-life!” group of companies! :D


Don't you want to precede those with "Easy - " ? :D

No, I don't want my arse sued! :?


So what do you want done with your arse (I am not offering, but YTwat might be interested)?
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Postby Gasman » Sun Oct 03, 2010 1:48 am

The most important things (apart from Pet Passport) are the final (24-48 hour) check with treatments and the size of the container.


She forgot to mention the most important timely Rabies vaccinations and following blood tests and the necessity for the dog to be microchipped. (She aint all that clued up on anything 'Cyprus'). Also you must use an appropriate airline approved pet carrier crate or kennel.

But then Oracle probably gets dispensation for that for her dog when she tells them that its owner is GREEK and the GREEKS invented the rabies vaccination and the microchip. She says she flies hers in and out regularly so SHOULD be able to advise but then she 'says' a lot of things!


DEFRA in Cyprus can give you full up to date info on what is required if you phone them.

They stopped the carrying of dogs as excess baggage a few years back and they had to go 'cargo'. Fare then dependent on weight of dog.

If they've started taking them as excess baggage again I haven't heard about it.

If your dog's rabies jabs are not up to date it will the process will need to be started from the beginning, and take some time before you can fly them. Approx 6 months I believe.
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Postby boomerang » Sun Oct 03, 2010 2:45 am

two questions...

1...has gasfart ever showed her rabies certificates?
and
2...when is someone gone take gasfart the stray back to the UK?...

:lol:
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Postby Oracle » Sun Oct 03, 2010 5:06 am

Gasman wrote:
The most important things (apart from Pet Passport) are the final (24-48 hour) check with treatments and the size of the container.


She forgot to mention the most important timely Rabies vaccinations and following blood tests and the necessity for the dog to be microchipped. (She aint all that clued up on anything 'Cyprus'). Also you must use an appropriate airline approved pet carrier crate or kennel.

But then Oracle probably gets dispensation for that for her dog when she tells them that its owner is GREEK and the GREEKS invented the rabies vaccination and the microchip. She says she flies hers in and out regularly so SHOULD be able to advise but then she 'says' a lot of things!


DEFRA in Cyprus can give you full up to date info on what is required if you phone them.

They stopped the carrying of dogs as excess baggage a few years back and they had to go 'cargo'. Fare then dependent on weight of dog.

If they've started taking them as excess baggage again I haven't heard about it.

If your dog's rabies jabs are not up to date it will the process will need to be started from the beginning, and take some time before you can fly them. Approx 6 months I believe.


Savantless idiot ... you cannot have a "Pet Passport", in the first place, without the rabies jabs and identifying microchip or tattoo (and "hotrod" has already said he has the Pet Passport!)-- once again highlighting how incompetent you are at following exchanges (but of course your prime aim is to gain attention even if it's for a much-needed correction). No don't reply. You are an idiot! We need no further proof.
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Postby cyprusgrump » Sun Oct 03, 2010 7:48 am

Oracle wrote:
Gasman wrote:
The most important things (apart from Pet Passport) are the final (24-48 hour) check with treatments and the size of the container.


She forgot to mention the most important timely Rabies vaccinations and following blood tests and the necessity for the dog to be microchipped. (She aint all that clued up on anything 'Cyprus'). Also you must use an appropriate airline approved pet carrier crate or kennel.

But then Oracle probably gets dispensation for that for her dog when she tells them that its owner is GREEK and the GREEKS invented the rabies vaccination and the microchip. She says she flies hers in and out regularly so SHOULD be able to advise but then she 'says' a lot of things!


DEFRA in Cyprus can give you full up to date info on what is required if you phone them.

They stopped the carrying of dogs as excess baggage a few years back and they had to go 'cargo'. Fare then dependent on weight of dog.

If they've started taking them as excess baggage again I haven't heard about it.

If your dog's rabies jabs are not up to date it will the process will need to be started from the beginning, and take some time before you can fly them. Approx 6 months I believe.


Savantless idiot ... you cannot have a "Pet Passport", in the first place, without the rabies jabs and identifying microchip or tattoo (and "hotrod" has already said he has the Pet Passport!)-- once again highlighting how incompetent you are at following exchanges (but of course your prime aim is to gain attention even if it's for a much-needed correction). No don't reply. You are an idiot! We need no further proof.


My dog has a 'Pet Passport' with its vaccinations and microchip details but he hasn't had his Rabies jabs.
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Postby Oracle » Sun Oct 03, 2010 11:42 am

cyprusgrump wrote:
Oracle wrote:
Gasman wrote:
The most important things (apart from Pet Passport) are the final (24-48 hour) check with treatments and the size of the container.


She forgot to mention the most important timely Rabies vaccinations and following blood tests and the necessity for the dog to be microchipped. (She aint all that clued up on anything 'Cyprus'). Also you must use an appropriate airline approved pet carrier crate or kennel.

But then Oracle probably gets dispensation for that for her dog when she tells them that its owner is GREEK and the GREEKS invented the rabies vaccination and the microchip. She says she flies hers in and out regularly so SHOULD be able to advise but then she 'says' a lot of things!


DEFRA in Cyprus can give you full up to date info on what is required if you phone them.

They stopped the carrying of dogs as excess baggage a few years back and they had to go 'cargo'. Fare then dependent on weight of dog.

If they've started taking them as excess baggage again I haven't heard about it.

If your dog's rabies jabs are not up to date it will the process will need to be started from the beginning, and take some time before you can fly them. Approx 6 months I believe.


Savantless idiot ... you cannot have a "Pet Passport", in the first place, without the rabies jabs and identifying microchip or tattoo (and "hotrod" has already said he has the Pet Passport!)-- once again highlighting how incompetent you are at following exchanges (but of course your prime aim is to gain attention even if it's for a much-needed correction). No don't reply. You are an idiot! We need no further proof.


My dog has a 'Pet Passport' with its vaccinations and microchip details but he hasn't had his Rabies jabs.


Then it's not a Pet Passport (PETS). It's equivalent to a "trnc" one! Just a document which cannot be used to enter the UK. "PETS" is the reason the scheme was initiated.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pet_passport

The pet passport itself comes in multiple forms, sometimes a pink A4 sheet, sometimes a small blue booklet. It contains the microchip or tattoo number of the animal, the certification that it has had a rabies vaccination, and needs to be signed by an officially approved veterinary surgeon.
The passport is not to be confused with a much smaller folder (sometimes purple coloured), routinely issued by vets, which records the complete vaccination history of the pet.
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Postby denizaksulu » Sun Oct 03, 2010 12:03 pm

Oracle wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
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Get Real! wrote:I’m thinking of starting a new international venture called…

“Swap-a-dog!”

The idea is to bring people together who were thinking of emigrating and flying their dogs out to each other’s country and replacing it with the more humane and cost effective pet swapping!

So now Sarah (an imaginary dog owner) heading for Cyprus will acquire John’s dog in Cyprus, and John heading to England will get Sarah’s dog in the UK!

What do you guys think? 8)


That is sooo humane! :D

Can you colour/breed match too?

(You can have 50% of the cost of the flight.)

Well, to start off I was thinking of trimming and spray painting them to look the part… Image


I'll have one "look-a-like" of this in the UK and one in Cyprus and that will take care of a major expense! :D


Image



Soooo sweet, but I wouldnt swap Boris for anyone esp. anything GR has to offer. :lol:
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Postby cyprusgrump » Sun Oct 03, 2010 12:17 pm

Oracle wrote:
cyprusgrump wrote:
Oracle wrote:
Gasman wrote:
The most important things (apart from Pet Passport) are the final (24-48 hour) check with treatments and the size of the container.


She forgot to mention the most important timely Rabies vaccinations and following blood tests and the necessity for the dog to be microchipped. (She aint all that clued up on anything 'Cyprus'). Also you must use an appropriate airline approved pet carrier crate or kennel.

But then Oracle probably gets dispensation for that for her dog when she tells them that its owner is GREEK and the GREEKS invented the rabies vaccination and the microchip. She says she flies hers in and out regularly so SHOULD be able to advise but then she 'says' a lot of things!


DEFRA in Cyprus can give you full up to date info on what is required if you phone them.

They stopped the carrying of dogs as excess baggage a few years back and they had to go 'cargo'. Fare then dependent on weight of dog.

If they've started taking them as excess baggage again I haven't heard about it.

If your dog's rabies jabs are not up to date it will the process will need to be started from the beginning, and take some time before you can fly them. Approx 6 months I believe.


Savantless idiot ... you cannot have a "Pet Passport", in the first place, without the rabies jabs and identifying microchip or tattoo (and "hotrod" has already said he has the Pet Passport!)-- once again highlighting how incompetent you are at following exchanges (but of course your prime aim is to gain attention even if it's for a much-needed correction). No don't reply. You are an idiot! We need no further proof.


My dog has a 'Pet Passport' with its vaccinations and microchip details but he hasn't had his Rabies jabs.


Then it's not a Pet Passport (PETS). It's equivalent to a "trnc" one! Just a document which cannot be used to enter the UK. "PETS" is the reason the scheme was initiated.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pet_passport

The pet passport itself comes in multiple forms, sometimes a pink A4 sheet, sometimes a small blue booklet. It contains the microchip or tattoo number of the animal, the certification that it has had a rabies vaccination, and needs to be signed by an officially approved veterinary surgeon.
The passport is not to be confused with a much smaller folder (sometimes purple coloured), routinely issued by vets, which records the complete vaccination history of the pet.


I was confused by the fact that it had passport written on the front... :roll:

Why would you need a rabies vaccination if you were taking the dog to somewhere that didn't require it...?

It is a bit like a normal passport without a Russian visa - you can travel anywhere you like 'cept Russia...
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Postby Oracle » Sun Oct 03, 2010 1:24 pm

cyprusgrump wrote:
Oracle wrote:
cyprusgrump wrote:
Oracle wrote:
Gasman wrote:
The most important things (apart from Pet Passport) are the final (24-48 hour) check with treatments and the size of the container.


She forgot to mention the most important timely Rabies vaccinations and following blood tests and the necessity for the dog to be microchipped. (She aint all that clued up on anything 'Cyprus'). Also you must use an appropriate airline approved pet carrier crate or kennel.

But then Oracle probably gets dispensation for that for her dog when she tells them that its owner is GREEK and the GREEKS invented the rabies vaccination and the microchip. She says she flies hers in and out regularly so SHOULD be able to advise but then she 'says' a lot of things!


DEFRA in Cyprus can give you full up to date info on what is required if you phone them.

They stopped the carrying of dogs as excess baggage a few years back and they had to go 'cargo'. Fare then dependent on weight of dog.

If they've started taking them as excess baggage again I haven't heard about it.

If your dog's rabies jabs are not up to date it will the process will need to be started from the beginning, and take some time before you can fly them. Approx 6 months I believe.


Savantless idiot ... you cannot have a "Pet Passport", in the first place, without the rabies jabs and identifying microchip or tattoo (and "hotrod" has already said he has the Pet Passport!)-- once again highlighting how incompetent you are at following exchanges (but of course your prime aim is to gain attention even if it's for a much-needed correction). No don't reply. You are an idiot! We need no further proof.


My dog has a 'Pet Passport' with its vaccinations and microchip details but he hasn't had his Rabies jabs.


Then it's not a Pet Passport (PETS). It's equivalent to a "trnc" one! Just a document which cannot be used to enter the UK. "PETS" is the reason the scheme was initiated.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pet_passport

The pet passport itself comes in multiple forms, sometimes a pink A4 sheet, sometimes a small blue booklet. It contains the microchip or tattoo number of the animal, the certification that it has had a rabies vaccination, and needs to be signed by an officially approved veterinary surgeon.
The passport is not to be confused with a much smaller folder (sometimes purple coloured), routinely issued by vets, which records the complete vaccination history of the pet.


I was confused by the fact that it had passport written on the front... :roll:

Why would you need a rabies vaccination if you were taking the dog to somewhere that didn't require it...?

It is a bit like a normal passport without a Russian visa - you can travel anywhere you like 'cept Russia...


You don't need a rabies vaccine if you were taking your dog to somewhere that already has indigenous rabies -- But, then, you also don't need a Pet Passport! The Pet Passport is purely 'proof' that the right procedures are in place (rabies jab and the other bits I mentioned at the start of this tome before it got re-wired and confabulated by gasfarts) for those countries which have eradicated rabies.
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