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Postby cannedmoose » Fri Aug 05, 2005 4:04 pm

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
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Postby brother » Fri Aug 05, 2005 4:09 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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