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We burned the mosques in Cyprus....

How can we solve it? (keep it civilized)

Postby denizaksulu » Sat Sep 25, 2010 11:20 pm

Oracle wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
Oracle wrote:
bigOz wrote:
CBBB wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Gasman wrote:Yes, it's amazing! All that and ... you still can't put toilet paper down the pan in Cyprus lol!

Those of us who managed the building of our houses ourselves used 4” pipes throughout and thus don’t have any toilet paper problems.

Ignorant and incompetent buyers (mainly Brits) encourage ignorant and incompetent builders/developers.


I'll drink to that!

Lucky the Turks introduced the toilet to the West! :lol:


Crap!

:D


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Those gymnasiums were fantastic places. Full of crap and the underfloor drainage system washing the detritus away. Seen these in Turkey, sorry, Asia Minor on the western coastal cities. :lol: :lol:


Are you trying out as a Tour Guide for "Izmir Tours Inc" by any chance?

First requirement: Say anything except "Greek".

You've got the job! :roll:



Last night I was reading Article 301. I am scared that MIT might think I am a Turk. :twisted:
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Postby denizaksulu » Sat Sep 25, 2010 11:27 pm

Oracle wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
Oracle wrote:
bigOz wrote:
CBBB wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Gasman wrote:Yes, it's amazing! All that and ... you still can't put toilet paper down the pan in Cyprus lol!

Those of us who managed the building of our houses ourselves used 4” pipes throughout and thus don’t have any toilet paper problems.

Ignorant and incompetent buyers (mainly Brits) encourage ignorant and incompetent builders/developers.


I'll drink to that!

Lucky the Turks introduced the toilet to the West! :lol:


Crap!

:D


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Thousands of years before you came on the scene!



Those gymnasiums were fantastic places. Full of crap and the underfloor drainage system washing the detritus away. Seen these in Turkey, sorry, Asia Minor on the western coastal cities. :lol: :lol:


Are you trying out as a Tour Guide for "Izmir Tours Inc" by any chance?

First requirement: Say anything except "Greek".

You've got the job! :roll:


A couple of years ago I did say that there is probably more Greek archaeology in Asia Minor than Greece itself. I thought you were able to read between the lines.
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Postby Gasman » Sun Sep 26, 2010 7:56 am

Those of us who managed the building of our houses ourselves used 4” pipes throughout and thus don’t have any toilet paper problems.

Ignorant and incompetent buyers (mainly Brits) encourage ignorant and incompetent builders/developers.


I can put paper down my loo and anyone could if they paid to sort the problem. My point is - and always has been - that you cannot in most 'public' establishments on the island (including the new airport) these awful 'no paper down the pan' signs everywhere and the grotty bins or buckets in even quite upmarket restaurants and hotels.

And how wonderfully well that goes down with visitors.

As for your 'Brits' comment. That's right - true blue Cyp - Defend the indefensible, or BLAME SOMEONE ELSE! The philosophy of 'not my fault miss - a big boy made me do it'. Did the Brits build all the old traditional Cyp houses? Did they build all the Cyp Tavernas? How nice of them to do that for you. Even newly built modern european cafes where you frappachino drinking modern EU Cyps while away your time on your laptops wearing your fake designer clobber have the signs up!

They should incorporate the lovely sign into the Cypriot flag and have it shown on every travel brochure page relating to Cyprus until they get it sorted.

Treat yourself to a laugh and visit travel forums where the poor sods think it is just a language translation problem and quite hilarious! They think it must mean not to throw any OTHER sort of papers down the pan (newspapers, toilet seat covers) Until it is explained to them - they they are mostly disgusted and turn to talking about how unhygienic and smelly and unbelievable this is! One I am writing on this morning has a contributor who said they'd rather find the bushes than even go INTO the small cublicle containing a bin fully of used bog paper.

Here's one where the owner obviously couldn't afford the usual sticker. The worst are the handwritten ones

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You are so used to it you just cannot see how it appears to visitors!
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Postby Gasman » Sun Sep 26, 2010 7:57 am

Oh as for your comment about the 4" pipes. My understanding is that it doesn't matter WHAT size pipes you have in your house - it is the sewage pipes that are too narrow - so unless they are sorted (like they are being in some places here) still a problem.

Macerators and the like are the solution for others.
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Postby kafenes » Sun Sep 26, 2010 8:59 am

Gasman wrote:Oh as for your comment about the 4" pipes. My understanding is that it doesn't matter WHAT size pipes you have in your house - it is the sewage pipes that are too narrow - so unless they are sorted (like they are being in some places here) still a problem.

Macerators and the like are the solution for others.


Gasman, prior to the new sewage system which is being laid out with the proper pipes, houses in Cyprus only had, and some still do, septic tanks. Your 'understanding' is incorrect.
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Postby B25 » Sun Sep 26, 2010 10:04 am

Gasman wrote:
Those of us who managed the building of our houses ourselves used 4” pipes throughout and thus don’t have any toilet paper problems.

Ignorant and incompetent buyers (mainly Brits) encourage ignorant and incompetent builders/developers.


I can put paper down my loo and anyone could if they paid to sort the problem. My point is - and always has been - that you cannot in most 'public' establishments on the island (including the new airport) these awful 'no paper down the pan' signs everywhere and the grotty bins or buckets in even quite upmarket restaurants and hotels.

And how wonderfully well that goes down with visitors.

As for your 'Brits' comment. That's right - true blue Cyp - Defend the indefensible, or BLAME SOMEONE ELSE! The philosophy of 'not my fault miss - a big boy made me do it'. Did the Brits build all the old traditional Cyp houses? Did they build all the Cyp Tavernas? How nice of them to do that for you. Even newly built modern european cafes where you frappachino drinking modern EU Cyps while away your time on your laptops wearing your fake designer clobber have the signs up!

They should incorporate the lovely sign into the Cypriot flag and have it shown on every travel brochure page relating to Cyprus until they get it sorted.

Treat yourself to a laugh and visit travel forums where the poor sods think it is just a language translation problem and quite hilarious! They think it must mean not to throw any OTHER sort of papers down the pan (newspapers, toilet seat covers) Until it is explained to them - they they are mostly disgusted and turn to talking about how unhygienic and smelly and unbelievable this is! One I am writing on this morning has a contributor who said they'd rather find the bushes than even go INTO the small cublicle containing a bin fully of used bog paper.

Here's one where the owner obviously couldn't afford the usual sticker. The worst are the handwritten ones

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You are so used to it you just cannot see how it appears to visitors!


Can you explain why the burning of mosques by turks is related to loo paper down a pan??

Diversion tactics or is it becasue they are both shit???

Explain Gassy.
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Postby Gasman » Sun Sep 26, 2010 12:59 pm

Can you explain why the burning of mosques by turks

related to loo paper down a pan??

:lol:

No mate, sorry I can't! Makes a change from most threads turning into 'go home Turks' or 'go home turk lover' though!

Can't stop. Off for a swim. Very hot after attending a protest meeting then a walk with my Cypriot friends and neighbours this morning!
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Postby denizaksulu » Sun Sep 26, 2010 1:08 pm

B25 wrote:
Gasman wrote:
Those of us who managed the building of our houses ourselves used 4” pipes throughout and thus don’t have any toilet paper problems.

Ignorant and incompetent buyers (mainly Brits) encourage ignorant and incompetent builders/developers.


I can put paper down my loo and anyone could if they paid to sort the problem. My point is - and always has been - that you cannot in most 'public' establishments on the island (including the new airport) these awful 'no paper down the pan' signs everywhere and the grotty bins or buckets in even quite upmarket restaurants and hotels.

And how wonderfully well that goes down with visitors.

As for your 'Brits' comment. That's right - true blue Cyp - Defend the indefensible, or BLAME SOMEONE ELSE! The philosophy of 'not my fault miss - a big boy made me do it'. Did the Brits build all the old traditional Cyp houses? Did they build all the Cyp Tavernas? How nice of them to do that for you. Even newly built modern european cafes where you frappachino drinking modern EU Cyps while away your time on your laptops wearing your fake designer clobber have the signs up!

They should incorporate the lovely sign into the Cypriot flag and have it shown on every travel brochure page relating to Cyprus until they get it sorted.

Treat yourself to a laugh and visit travel forums where the poor sods think it is just a language translation problem and quite hilarious! They think it must mean not to throw any OTHER sort of papers down the pan (newspapers, toilet seat covers) Until it is explained to them - they they are mostly disgusted and turn to talking about how unhygienic and smelly and unbelievable this is! One I am writing on this morning has a contributor who said they'd rather find the bushes than even go INTO the small cublicle containing a bin fully of used bog paper.

Here's one where the owner obviously couldn't afford the usual sticker. The worst are the handwritten ones

Image

You are so used to it you just cannot see how it appears to visitors!


Can you explain why the burning of mosques by turks is related to loo paper down a pan??

Diversion tactics or is it becasue they are both shit???

Explain Gassy.



'Its not unusual' as probably more than 85% of or threads end up talking Cypriot bull-****.
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Postby boomerang » Sun Sep 26, 2010 1:19 pm

denizaksulu wrote:
B25 wrote:
Gasman wrote:
Those of us who managed the building of our houses ourselves used 4” pipes throughout and thus don’t have any toilet paper problems.

Ignorant and incompetent buyers (mainly Brits) encourage ignorant and incompetent builders/developers.


I can put paper down my loo and anyone could if they paid to sort the problem. My point is - and always has been - that you cannot in most 'public' establishments on the island (including the new airport) these awful 'no paper down the pan' signs everywhere and the grotty bins or buckets in even quite upmarket restaurants and hotels.

And how wonderfully well that goes down with visitors.

As for your 'Brits' comment. That's right - true blue Cyp - Defend the indefensible, or BLAME SOMEONE ELSE! The philosophy of 'not my fault miss - a big boy made me do it'. Did the Brits build all the old traditional Cyp houses? Did they build all the Cyp Tavernas? How nice of them to do that for you. Even newly built modern european cafes where you frappachino drinking modern EU Cyps while away your time on your laptops wearing your fake designer clobber have the signs up!

They should incorporate the lovely sign into the Cypriot flag and have it shown on every travel brochure page relating to Cyprus until they get it sorted.

Treat yourself to a laugh and visit travel forums where the poor sods think it is just a language translation problem and quite hilarious! They think it must mean not to throw any OTHER sort of papers down the pan (newspapers, toilet seat covers) Until it is explained to them - they they are mostly disgusted and turn to talking about how unhygienic and smelly and unbelievable this is! One I am writing on this morning has a contributor who said they'd rather find the bushes than even go INTO the small cublicle containing a bin fully of used bog paper.

Here's one where the owner obviously couldn't afford the usual sticker. The worst are the handwritten ones

Image

You are so used to it you just cannot see how it appears to visitors!


Can you explain why the burning of mosques by turks is related to loo paper down a pan??

Diversion tactics or is it becasue they are both shit???

Explain Gassy.



'Its not unusual' as probably more than 85% of or threads end up talking Cypriot bull-****.


yeah but to talk about shit out of all other diversions?...i wonder what other fetishes gasfart wants to share with us... :lol:
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Postby kurupetos » Sun Sep 26, 2010 1:20 pm

denizaksulu wrote:'Its not unusual' as probably more than 85% of or threads end up talking Cypriot bull-****.



You're responsible for most of it. :x
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