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by **miltiades** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:02 am

Here is areal life story folks , it took place in May of this year in Limassol , in Carefour actually while out one day shopping with an old friend visiting his homeland from the good old USA where he emigrated some 36 or so years ago.
George I said , you keep staring that's rude , do you blame me he said pointing discreetly at a blond , female I ought to say , busily picking cucumbers , and dressed in shorts , gorgeous pair of legs I noticed !!
I see what you mean George I said , I really hadn't so far noticed , but it is true Cyprus is full of gorgeous women , something you rarely see in my part of the woods in South London where the current fashion is full uniform from head to toe !!!
Cut a long story short we finished shopping and queued up to pay , to my utter surprise the gorgeous blond was in ....front of us .Quite coincidental I may add.
The cashier totalled up her groceries that came to 28.64 Euros , I noticed the price because what happened soon afterwards will always stay in my mind .....
To be continued , time for work now !

by **SKI-preo** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:31 am

They are gorgeous. 100%.

Alas, they have big mouths & whinge more than a tourist bus with no airconditioning full of Pommie bastards .

They should come with a mute button on the remote.

by **BOF** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:48 am

SKI-preo wrote:They are gorgeous. 100%.

Alas, they have big mouths & whinge more than a tourist bus with no airconditioning full of Pommie bastards .

Been on a few then have you Drongo?

by **SKI-preo** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 4:06 am

Gorgeous Cypriot women or tourist buses?

by **DANGAMAN** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 6:58 am

Let me guess, you paid the 28.64 and then she went down on both of you?

hahaha

by **miltiades** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 9:05 am

DANGAMAN wrote:Let me guess, you paid the 28.64 and then she went down on both of you?

hahaha

What happened then its one of life,s ...mysteries, will elaborate later .
ps. The women that I referred to as gorgeous seem to be mostly blonds with Eastern European features !!!

by **miltiades** » Sat Sep 25, 2010 12:44 pm

I started so I will finish.
The young lady begun rummaging through her rather large bag which was hanging on the push bar of her trolley obviously looking for her purse , she looked at me ,I was right behind her ,inquisitively and said to the cashier in ....Russian English , " my money someone stole my purse !! I felt rather uncomfortable as earlier on on the cucumber counter she brushed against me accidentally as she turned round to put the cucumbers int her trolley , she never said sorry so being a ..perfect gentleman and her being a gorgeous lady I apologized with a smile , she never reciprocated !!!!
Now here she is searching for her purse to no avail and looking at me as if to say " did you take it " ??
She begun emptying her groceries on the counter out of her carrier bags and begun sobbing , I really felt sorry for the poor thing and putting on a big smile I said " please let me pay for your shopping you pay me later !!!!
She reluctantly accepted and I paid 28.64 euros.
She waited until my groceries were checked and she asked for my number in order to arrange paying me back.
I said , lets check with security , I happen to know one security through family connections and he was on duty.
I approached him , girl next to me , exchanged pleasantries as one does and told him of the lost purse .
What colour he asks the young lady , she pointed to the shorts she was wearing , they were pink !!!!
He smiles broadly and says excitedly , here it is !!!!
She was over the moon , embraced the guard and kissed him on the cheek , I though my turn would now be in order , alas it did not materialize. She opened her pink purse and handed me 30 euros brushing aside my efforts to give her the change !!
Lovely ending and a true story , later on she called me to thank me and politely asked of her age , " 28 she replied!!!! " I'm 64 I responded !!! her bill was 28.64 !!!!