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[cannedmoose]

Angelos calls his boss in the morning:

"Panagia mou boss, i not come work today I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, my legs hurt I not come work."

The boss says:

"You know Angelos I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me a blowjob. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."

2 hours later Angelos calls:

"Boss, I did what you said and I feel great, I'll be at work soon. And by the way, you got a nice house."

[brother]

I cannot believe that these jokes are coming from you moosey

[2fan]

[Saint Jimmy]

[cannedmoose]

:?

[Saint Jimmy]

Νot funny. Stuff like that never happens to me.

[cannedmoose]

Νot funny. Stuff like that never happens to me.

You're a student re, if you're lucky you'll get a good boss one day...

[petethegreek]

I like the way u altered it slightly 2 make it sound more Greek!

heard it b4 but still funny.

[gabaston]

[city]

I like the way u altered it slightly 2 make it sound more Greek!

heard it b4 but still funny.

yep!