Get Real! wrote:Well I heard that the baton used for the 4x100 relay back then was a Cypriot goubba!
Watch them claim that as theirs!
Get Real! wrote:Halloumi was invented by the ancient Choirokitians 8,000 years ago, only they milked mini hippos and the dwarf mouflon to create little patties of stale milk mixed with wheat they called… “Hippo Hops” or “Wheatie Moufs” later to be combined under the “Choiro-pops” label and exported to all directions from the island!
The Hittites repackaged and resold them as “Otto-pops”, the Lebanese pinched the recipe made their own and marketed them as “Druze-pops” while the Syrians renamed them to “Syrial-pops”, the Egyptians thought they were little Cypriot bricks and started building houses with them, and finally the Jews would throw the non-kosher halloumi away and use the wrapper as a condom.
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