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Postby bsharpish » Fri Sep 03, 2010 6:24 pm

http://www.cyprus-mail.com/cyprus/army- ... p/20100903

Only one question........... can I buy one to replace my 2 tonne Nissan ???

I'd feel a hell of a lot safer in one of those driving round Paphos and Geriskipou.

Safe from mobile using\ texting pricess'es
Safe from 300 year old sun wrinkled, drunken, midgets in 20 year old pick-ups.
Safe from drooling, zimmer framed tourists in hire cars
Safe from time share suicide scooter jockeys

BUT... best of all- I could happily prey on idiot, drunken,mafia motherfucker taxi drivers...... maybe I have a small grudge-Just Maybe :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Postby Get Real! » Fri Sep 03, 2010 6:27 pm

At around 1 mile to the gallon you'd better be loaded!
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Re: Army Tanks

Postby CBBB » Fri Sep 03, 2010 6:27 pm

bsharpish wrote:http://www.cyprus-mail.com/cyprus/army-tanks-headed-scrap-heap/20100903

Only one question........... can I buy one to replace my 2 tonne Nissan ???

I'd feel a hell of a lot safer in one of those driving round Paphos and Geriskipou.

Safe from mobile using\ texting pricess'es
Safe from 300 year old sun wrinkled, drunken, midgets in 20 year old pick-ups.
Safe from drooling, zimmer framed tourists in hire cars
Safe from time share suicide scooter jockeys

BUT... best of all- I could happily prey on idiot, drunken,mafia motherfucker taxi drivers...... maybe I have a small grudge-Just Maybe :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


I can arrange this for you, but only if you use it to drive through Peyia without using the roads.
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Postby bsharpish » Sat Sep 04, 2010 2:33 pm

Hmm a few hundred euro in fuel to demolish half the concrete boxes in Peyia and crush a hundred or so taxi's

An absolute fecking bargain... where do I sign ??? 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
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Postby Oracle » Sat Sep 04, 2010 3:36 pm

Don't mean to burst your enthusiastic, if destructive, bubble; but, some of us rely on taxis and have some nice friends in Peyia. :D

How about you learn to be a little more tolerant and understanding? :D
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Postby denizaksulu » Sat Sep 04, 2010 4:12 pm

Oracle wrote:Don't mean to burst your enthusiastic, if destructive, bubble; but, some of us rely on taxis and have some nice friends in Peyia. :D

How about you learn to be a little more tolerant and understanding? :D



And what would you know about 'tolerance and understanding', O Oracle?
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