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HOW MUCH FOR A MEN'S HAIRCUT?

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Postby ttoli » Tue Aug 31, 2010 11:38 pm

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shahmaran wrote:
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cgphilpott wrote:shahmaran this is no quick trim and a splash of brut merchants. We'll do the whole package, haircut, shave, eyebrows, warm towell and we'll even tickle ur balls for an extra 3 euros.


Like Hitler, he's only got one! Better be fair and charge him one and a half euros! :lol:


Of course you would know Oracle. :lol: :lol:


Was I spot on? :D

Another satisfied customer ...
Well there were no spots(or rash) before Your "Tickling" :shock:


So you have poxy balls?

Must have disturbed something hibernating ....
Well now that you've made public, just what you do for a living, do I get a refund on the deposit that I left??.
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Postby Oracle » Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:14 am

ttoli wrote:
Oracle wrote:
ttoli wrote:
Oracle wrote:
shahmaran wrote:
Oracle wrote:
cgphilpott wrote:shahmaran this is no quick trim and a splash of brut merchants. We'll do the whole package, haircut, shave, eyebrows, warm towell and we'll even tickle ur balls for an extra 3 euros.


Like Hitler, he's only got one! Better be fair and charge him one and a half euros! :lol:


Of course you would know Oracle. :lol: :lol:


Was I spot on? :D

Another satisfied customer ...
Well there were no spots(or rash) before Your "Tickling" :shock:


So you have poxy balls?

Must have disturbed something hibernating ....
Well now that you've made public, just what you do for a living, do I get a refund on the deposit that I left??.


I think you will find it was Mister cgphilpott doing the honours!

Has it been such a very long time for you ...
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Postby ttoli » Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:19 am

Oracle wrote:
ttoli wrote:
Oracle wrote:
ttoli wrote:
Oracle wrote:
shahmaran wrote:
Oracle wrote:
cgphilpott wrote:shahmaran this is no quick trim and a splash of brut merchants. We'll do the whole package, haircut, shave, eyebrows, warm towell and we'll even tickle ur balls for an extra 3 euros.


Like Hitler, he's only got one! Better be fair and charge him one and a half euros! :lol:


Of course you would know Oracle. :lol: :lol:


Was I spot on? :D

Another satisfied customer ...
Well there were no spots(or rash) before Your "Tickling" :shock:


So you have poxy balls?

Must have disturbed something hibernating ....
Well now that you've made public, just what you do for a living, do I get a refund on the deposit that I left??.


I think you will find it was Mister cgphilpott doing the honours!

Has it been such a very long time for you ...
I take that as a No then?
p.s. try some mouth wash
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Postby shahmaran » Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:57 am

Oracle wrote:
shahmaran wrote:
Oracle wrote:
cgphilpott wrote:shahmaran this is no quick trim and a splash of brut merchants. We'll do the whole package, haircut, shave, eyebrows, warm towell and we'll even tickle ur balls for an extra 3 euros.


Like Hitler, he's only got one! Better be fair and charge him one and a half euros! :lol:


Of course you would know Oracle. :lol: :lol:


Was I spot on? :D

Another satisfied customer ...


One works just as well as two! :oops:
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Postby Schnauzer » Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:13 am

How strange, I could have sworn that this thread was about haircuts !!. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Postby cgphilpott » Sat Sep 04, 2010 1:22 pm

B25
lecturer, Judging by all the dodgy Cypriot haircuts on display around Limassol i'd say your regulatory body needs f*!*ing regulating!
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Postby Cap » Sat Sep 04, 2010 2:25 pm

This thread was a great laugh, I needed that. :lol: :lol:
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Postby B25 » Sat Sep 04, 2010 2:31 pm

cgphilpott wrote:B25
lecturer, Judging by all the dodgy Cypriot haircuts on display around Limassol i'd say your regulatory body needs f*!*ing regulating!


hey don't blame me, I was just informing you of things you need to know.

Regulatory bodies don't regulate the haircuts, just the F**kers that do them :lol: :lol:

Eitherway, good luck, hate to see you open at great expense only to close the next day.
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Postby Oracle » Sat Sep 04, 2010 3:52 pm

cgphilpott wrote:B25
lecturer, Judging by all the dodgy Cypriot haircuts on display around Limassol i'd say your regulatory body needs f*!*ing regulating!


I disagree with you. I think Cypriots are very well groomed (apart from me :D).
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Postby CBBB » Sat Sep 04, 2010 5:08 pm

Surely we should get the opinion of the CF resident hairdresser on this subject, Z4?
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