Well, as one of the respondents has been pushing regulars (and although new I consider myself now a regular) to stand up and be counted I have decided to bore the pants off you with my CV.
At least this one is truthful not like some of my early job applications.....
I am English (passport says British I know...Lana), 57 (ouch) years young and married to Bee for the last 32 years. Doesn't time fly when you are enjoying yourself.
I have two sons, one married and living in Cyprus, whilst the eldest is married and lives near Heathrow airport. If you ever need a car trim or bumper repair he is the top man !!
I have three grandchildren, Zoe, Steffie and Ben......
I was born in Manchester and lived in the north until I left grammar school and the family moved to the smoke (London), well Orpington actually but I spent most of my time in the capital for the crack. (fun).
In the following years I (with jobs) lived in Scotland, Northern Ireland, back in London, Manchester again, Shropshire, Wiltshire and finally High Wycombe in Buckinghamshire.
I had always wanted to follow my father into sales but from school trained as a quantity surveyor. The most boring job imaginable...soon got out of that. From then on I was in sales in one capacity or another.
Most of my sales career was in the motor trade but in the bad times we tried various businesses of our own in , waste paper, moneylending (that was good) and a pub......what a disaster.
As the pub ran away with all our money (and not down our necks) I went taxi driving for two years to get us back on our feet......bloody good earner that....
I then spent a considerable time as a senior manager with a major retail motor group selling, Rover, Triumph, Austin, Land Rover, Jaguar and Rolls Royce.
A major fall out with them lead to us opening a windscreen replacement company which blossomed into other aspects related to the motor trade, tow bars, car alarms, sunroofs etc etc . This business was very successful but was a killer as far as family life was concerned. At least it allowed us to retire (aged 50) in 1997.
We both then decided to do, "what we wanted to do".
I spent several years in the Theatre Royal in Windsor as the business/sponsorship manager. The very best years of my life......
I also assisted friends in their own businesses on an ad hoc basis.
My wife made a name for herself as an international designer in the craft industry. Even now, she receives correspondence and invitations to create for various companies and individuals. Bugger all in the way of money but she thoroughly enjoys herself.
We had purchased an apartment in the Amathus area of Limassol in 1990 so I suppose it was an obvious choice when we decided to up and away from the UK in 2001.
I can honestly say it is probably the best move we have ever made.
As far as being bored is concerned I can never seeing that happening.
I have been involved with car rallying since 1968, (good old mini days) as a competitor, organiser, mechanic and general factotum. I suppose you could say I am rally mad.....its the truth.
I was lucky enough to work with a World Rally Championship team back in 2002 which took me to Finland, here in Cyprus, Argentina, Kenya, New Zealand and Australia. Unfortunately budget cuts precluded my involvement in 03/04 but this year I am again involved, but with a Japanese/Belgium team. A great way to see the world for free which this year includes, GB, Japan and Australia again. Next year will be very busy as they have found out I am licenced to drive an articulated truck. Therefore I am now involved in testing throughout the world as well.
I will be off the island for nearly 26 weeks next year.........
I also act as a sponsorship hunter for various teams/drivers across the globe.
I am an avid reader. J K Rowling, John Grisham, John Connelly, Stephen King, Aldus Huxley, Agatha Christie, Bill Bryson, Robert Ludlum and Wilbur Smith to name but a few.
Musically I am an illiterate. I am tone deaf (as anyone will tell you) so I tend to use music as background solace. I remember the words from the hit singles of the sixties but none of the new stuff. I like the quality performers such as Dido, Beautiful South, Annie Reader (Fairgroud Attraction), Annie Lennox and others and I do like to listen to them but most of the modern stuff I can well do without.......I do like Robbie Williams and Oasis though.
I have never been a fan of classical but my mate plays in the Bournemouth Symphony Orchestra and he has turned me a little. He leads the 2nd violins and I just wish he would smile every now and then whilst playing. He is good fun and by text told me to watch him playing at the Proms recently and the point at which he would give me a smile.......it worked the camera was right on him and he was beaming. He is also coming to live here on the island of love so if any one wants violin lessons to orchestral standard....give me a nudge.....
If I was to mention one unfullfilled aim, it is to educate Brits, many of whom still do not listen, as to the many pitfalls of life here in Cyprus, especially when it comes to property renting or purchase.
I could cry at the times people have not listened (not just to me but others) and found themselves thousands of pounds out of pocket.
But, all that said, this is a great place to live, good food, the weather, the people, etc etc.
Sorry UK but I will not be returning in the near future.......
thats me....off for a good old fashioned English cup of tea.
Howard