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CONFUCIOUS SAY:

Postby SKI-preo » Mon Aug 16, 2010 6:00 am

Woman who go to man's apartment for snack, gets tit-bit.
Man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth.
Man who gets kicked in balls, left holding the bag.
Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face.
Passionate kiss like spider web ... lead to undoing of fly.
Man with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day.
Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.
Virginity like balloon ... one prick, all gone.
Girl who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.
Man who farts in church, sits in own pew.
Baseball all wrong ... man with four balls no can walk.
Man who live in glass house, dress in basement.
Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
Man with penis in peanut butter jar is fucking nuts.
Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time.
Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.
Woman who fly upside down, have crack up.
Man who go to bed with question of sex on mind wake up with solution well in hand.
Girl who do back spring on bedspring have offspring next spring
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Re: CONFUCIOUS SAY:

Postby dinos » Sun Aug 22, 2010 6:12 pm

SKI-preo wrote:Woman who go to man's apartment for snack, gets tit-bit.
Man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth.
Man who gets kicked in balls, left holding the bag.
Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face.
Passionate kiss like spider web ... lead to undoing of fly.
Man with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day.
Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.
Virginity like balloon ... one prick, all gone.
Girl who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.
Man who farts in church, sits in own pew.
Baseball all wrong ... man with four balls no can walk.
Man who live in glass house, dress in basement.
Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
Man with penis in peanut butter jar is fucking nuts.
Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time.
Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.
Woman who fly upside down, have crack up.
Man who go to bed with question of sex on mind wake up with solution well in hand.
Girl who do back spring on bedspring have offspring next spring


It's good for girl to meet boy in park but better for boy to park meat in girl
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