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[Jerry]

Oh Zan, I am having so much difficulty in tying up the name in order to suit each section of the shop.

Currently I am dealing with 'Ladies Lingerie' 'Door Furniture' 'Slaughterhouse' 'Jewish Matzos' and NOW...... a further department specializing in the shipment of small goods abroad plus an interesting sideline of rubber ducks in the toy section.

I am completely at a loss as to know WHAT to name the place.

Ladies lingerie = Nicks

Old Knockers = Nanny stacks

Others = Nick Nacks

Matzos = snacks


The problem is that I was thinking of offering you a partnership because I would have liked to purchase the old roof rafters of103 destroyed TC villages, From the GCs who stole them, and see if I can return them to their rightful owners. I even had an idea that I could maybe sell old stone work from around the wells being excavated as Grave stones for the rich....what do you think....Can we pull it off

Or you could scavenge Varosha, the metmecik may have overlooked some of the £20million of Greek Loot they "liberated" from the warehouses.

[zan]

Oh Zan, I am having so much difficulty in tying up the name in order to suit each section of the shop.

Currently I am dealing with 'Ladies Lingerie' 'Door Furniture' 'Slaughterhouse' 'Jewish Matzos' and NOW...... a further department specializing in the shipment of small goods abroad plus an interesting sideline of rubber ducks in the toy section.

I am completely at a loss as to know WHAT to name the place.

Ladies lingerie = Nicks

Old Knockers = Nanny stacks

Others = Nick Nacks

Matzos = snacks


The problem is that I was thinking of offering you a partnership because I would have liked to purchase the old roof rafters of103 destroyed TC villages, From the GCs who stole them, and see if I can return them to their rightful owners. I even had an idea that I could maybe sell old stone work from around the wells being excavated as Grave stones for the rich....what do you think....Can we pull it off

Or you could scavenge Varosha, the metmecik may have overlooked some of the £20million of Greek Loot they "liberated" from the warehouses.

We are going to need a bigger shop

[Schnauzer]

Thank you Jerry, zan and others for the suggestions you have put forward.

After much deliberation I have finally discovered a name which is suitable for ALL participants:-

"Knickers, Knockers, Knobs, and Knackers, Jewish Crackers, Packers and Quackers !!.

[zan]

Thank you Jerry, zan and others for the suggestions you have put forward.

After much deliberation I have finally discovered a name which is suitable for ALL participants:-

"Knickers, Knockers, Knobs, and Knackers, Jewish Crackers, Packers and Quackers !!.

PERFECT! It will stretch right across the extra large premises we need


We couldn't use my suggestion anyway. I got so excited when I thought of it that I went straight over to buy the domain name. Bloody IRA got there before me. They have bought up all the domain names, for their chain of "Pound Shops", starting with:


nicknack

knickknack

and

nicnac


Their proffered Domain name being: nicnacpadiwhac.com

[nick dimitri]

Knock - Knock

or

Knock on Wood

These are two good names for your new shop mate don't you thing?

Regards
Nick Dimitri

[email protected]

[DANGAMAN]

How about ...


NO NAME SHOP

[fortycoats]

"Knock on Wood" like the song
or "All kinds of Knocker"
or "Knock Off"