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Postby miltiades » Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:22 pm

My friend is 5 years years older than I and lives in Virginia USA ,I'M NOT "MY FRIEND" although having seen the gorgeous 28 year old I wish I was , if you know what I mean !!!
The chances of me getting....married again are the same as Cyprus winning the world cup !!!
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Postby LENA » Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:41 pm

miltiades wrote:My friend is 5 years years older than I and lives in Virginia USA ,I'M NOT "MY FRIEND" although having seen the gorgeous 28 year old I wish I was , if you know what I mean !!!
The chances of me getting....married again are the same as Cyprus winning the world cup !!!


Why not Miltiades? By the way never say never...
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Postby kafenes » Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:52 pm

miltiades wrote:My friend is 5 years years older than I and lives in Virginia USA ,I'M NOT "MY FRIEND" although having seen the gorgeous 28 year old I wish I was , if you know what I mean !!!
The chances of me getting....married again are the same as Cyprus winning the world cup !!!


Arkepses je santanonis ta logia sou re milti. Inta ksero. :) :wink:
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Postby IMPOSTALIEDUS » Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:54 pm

tell your friend to take what he can get as she is going to do the same , and then in 6 months get a new model, remember the saying , nothing like an old fool
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Postby miltiades » Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:10 pm

IMPOSTALIEDUS wrote:tell your friend to take what he can get as she is going to do the same , and then in 6 months get a new model, remember the saying , nothing like an old fool

There is indeed no fool like an old fool , the guy has even had his hair darkened !!
Earlier on this year another friend Giovanni -his real name- had a heart attack and died on the spot.He lost his wife to guess what about 3 years ago
and found himself a young Latvian here in London at the age of 32 , he was 67 !!!!He dyed his hair , what was left of it , completely black and sported a pony tail , Italian stallion he thought he was , naturally he could not handle a 32 year old girl and seeked the help of a certain tablet I believe its called VIRAGRA some of you might have heard of it .The effects of this kavlotic tablet , to use its proper scientific name , were ...deadly .May he rest in peace , a good old boy he was.
I made my self a promise to continue charming the opposite sex but from a distance , lets say 10" away



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Postby B25 » Wed Aug 04, 2010 3:35 pm

miltiades wrote:
IMPOSTALIEDUS wrote:tell your friend to take what he can get as she is going to do the same , and then in 6 months get a new model, remember the saying , nothing like an old fool

There is indeed no fool like an old fool , the guy has even had his hair darkened !!
Earlier on this year another friend Giovanni -his real name- had a heart attack and died on the spot.He lost his wife to guess what about 3 years ago
and found himself a young Latvian here in London at the age of 32 , he was 67 !!!!He dyed his hair , what was left of it , completely black and sported a pony tail , Italian stallion he thought he was , naturally he could not handle a 32 year old girl and seeked the help of a certain tablet I believe its called VIRAGRA some of you might have heard of it .The effects of this kavlotic tablet , to use its proper scientific name , were ...deadly .May he rest in peace , a good old boy he was.
I made my self a promise to continue charming the opposite sex but from a distance , lets say 10" away

:lol: :lol:


Ha Ha now you are boasting :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby DT. » Wed Aug 04, 2010 3:44 pm

the formula is half your age plus 7. Anything less than that is unacceptable.
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Postby denizaksulu » Wed Aug 04, 2010 3:49 pm

B25 wrote:
miltiades wrote:
IMPOSTALIEDUS wrote:tell your friend to take what he can get as she is going to do the same , and then in 6 months get a new model, remember the saying , nothing like an old fool

There is indeed no fool like an old fool , the guy has even had his hair darkened !!
Earlier on this year another friend Giovanni -his real name- had a heart attack and died on the spot.He lost his wife to guess what about 3 years ago
and found himself a young Latvian here in London at the age of 32 , he was 67 !!!!He dyed his hair , what was left of it , completely black and sported a pony tail , Italian stallion he thought he was , naturally he could not handle a 32 year old girl and seeked the help of a certain tablet I believe its called VIRAGRA some of you might have heard of it .The effects of this kavlotic tablet , to use its proper scientific name , were ...deadly .May he rest in peace , a good old boy he was.
I made my self a promise to continue charming the opposite sex but from a distance , lets say 10" away

:lol: :lol:


Ha Ha now you are boasting :lol: :lol: :lol:



He is NOT.......Youhavent seen his belly. :lol: :lol:
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Postby miltiades » Wed Aug 04, 2010 4:05 pm

DT. wrote:the formula is half your age plus 7. Anything less than that is unacceptable.

So for the sake of argument in my case , should it ever ...arise following ....Cyprus's triumphant world cup glory , the lady would have to be half my age which is 32 plus 7 that makes it 39 , almost 40 , are you kidding !! :lol:
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Postby kafenes » Wed Aug 04, 2010 4:20 pm

B25 wrote:
miltiades wrote:
IMPOSTALIEDUS wrote:tell your friend to take what he can get as she is going to do the same , and then in 6 months get a new model, remember the saying , nothing like an old fool

There is indeed no fool like an old fool , the guy has even had his hair darkened !!
Earlier on this year another friend Giovanni -his real name- had a heart attack and died on the spot.He lost his wife to guess what about 3 years ago
and found himself a young Latvian here in London at the age of 32 , he was 67 !!!!He dyed his hair , what was left of it , completely black and sported a pony tail , Italian stallion he thought he was , naturally he could not handle a 32 year old girl and seeked the help of a certain tablet I believe its called VIRAGRA some of you might have heard of it .The effects of this kavlotic tablet , to use its proper scientific name , were ...deadly .May he rest in peace , a good old boy he was.
I made my self a promise to continue charming the opposite sex but from a distance , lets say 10" away

:lol: :lol:


Ha Ha now you are boasting :lol: :lol: :lol:


That's the lenght of his nose! :)
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