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[Get Real!]

Foreigners just keep dying in Cyprus…

Incidents of the 31st July, 2010

* A Polish man insisted on entering a pub in Dali with his dog until the pub owner whacked him on the head with a pick!

* A Greek man attempting to climb aboard a vessel during work fell in the sea just off Larnaca and drowned!

* A Sri Lankan man attempted to cross the Nicosia to Limassol highway and got run over!


Week after week I hear or read about incidents like these and they almost always involve foreigners! Last week we had a lot of foreigners drowning! What gives?

[apc2010]

darwins selection ....

[FragnaticDeath]

foreigners not smart enough?

[Mikiko]

Unfortunatly they had to deal with pshychopaths one was 77 year old and driving like he was 17 . Should nt be an upper age limit for driving ?

There are also other old women on the road who drive like old Cows . I had to deal with one last week. An Old cow would have had a better sense of traffic laws and I am unfair to the old cows !! The desire to lie and to cheat is also there.

The other one was a real criminal who got a license to run a pub.

[denizaksulu]

foreigners not smart enough?

Runaway should pay a visit!!!

[runaway]

foreigners not smart enough?

Runaway should pay a visit!!!

Orospu çocuğusun.

[Get Real!]

I propose this handy guide be handed out to all new arrivals to Cyprus…


The RoC guide to "Death in Cyprus" for visitors:


How NOT to die in Cyprus:

Don’t cross the highway… it’s as suicidal as crossing the Daytona speedway!

Don’t enter public places with pets… Cypriots are so fastidious they’ll kill you for it!

Don’t eat then swim… meze always sinks to the bottom!

Don’t try to pick up Cypriot girls… they’re all married and too heavy anyway!

Don’t argue with Taxi drivers… they kill for nothing and drive for plenty!

Don’t wear white socks with sandals… instant death awaits you!

Don’t feed alley cats… they prefer your eyes!

Don’t take photos of military areas… you’ll get demilitarized!

Don’t accept a promising job offer if you’ve got a hot body and an IQ of about 80… chances are you’ll end up in a brothel!


How to die in Cyprus:

Go muck around in the green line where someone is bound to shoot you and no one is obliged to collect you. Thanks in advance!

[denizaksulu]

Thats why we have not seen much of the Grim Reaper for a while. I did wonder.
I suppose when his apetite has been whetted, he will pa a visit, right GR?

[fig head]

Haha !! Irs a secret militery mission !!

Kill the foreigners before they take over Cyprus

Or keep the numbers of mostly useful for nothing down!

[denizaksulu]

Haha !! Irs a secret militery mission !!

Kill the foreigners before they take over Cyprus

Or keep the numbers of mostly useful for nothing down!

You too drive a car Emma; I hope you are not one of the GrimReapers secret weapons.