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Postby Marina2005 » Thu Aug 04, 2005 12:04 pm

** What's the smartest thing a man can say?

"My wife says.."
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Postby Marina2005 » Thu Aug 04, 2005 12:05 pm

** What is the quickest way to a man's Heart ???

Through his chest with a sharp knife .......
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Postby Marina2005 » Thu Aug 04, 2005 12:06 pm

My secret fantasy is to have two men at the same time....

One cooking and one cleaning.
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Postby Marina2005 » Thu Aug 04, 2005 12:06 pm

Q: How can you tell when a man is well hung?

A: When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
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Postby Marina2005 » Thu Aug 04, 2005 12:08 pm

** Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?

They all already have boyfriends.
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Postby Marina2005 » Thu Aug 04, 2005 12:09 pm

** When do you care for a man's company?

When he owns it.
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Postby davidp » Thu Aug 04, 2005 12:15 pm

Wow Marina all these replies, is work slow today?

:lol: :lol:
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Postby Turkey (( * » Thu Aug 04, 2005 12:16 pm

She is in prison, remember??
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Postby Marina2005 » Thu Aug 04, 2005 12:52 pm

LOL

Your both right, I'm in prison and theres nothing to do!! :wink:
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Postby Marina2005 » Thu Aug 04, 2005 12:55 pm

Could n't resist this one...........


How are men and parking spots alike?

Good ones are always taken.
Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely short.

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