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Postby gabaston » Thu Aug 04, 2005 1:35 am

yeah yeah

:twisted:

like it.


why do women have such big mouths? :twisted:
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Postby Yiannis » Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:10 am

How do you fix a washing machine???
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You smack her. :twisted:
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Postby Christie » Thu Aug 04, 2005 7:52 am

Ur answer was something a blonde might say!


Really? :cry:
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Postby Marina2005 » Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:20 am

Yiannis wrote:How do you fix a washing machine???
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You smack her. :twisted:


:shock: Cruising for a slap Yiannis??
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Postby petethegreek » Thu Aug 04, 2005 10:43 am

Marina2005 wrote:
Yiannis wrote:How do you fix a washing machine???
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You smack her. :twisted:


:shock: Cruising for a slap Yiannis??


A washing machine that slaps back?
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Postby Marina2005 » Thu Aug 04, 2005 10:53 am

petethegreek wrote:
Marina2005 wrote:
Yiannis wrote:How do you fix a washing machine???
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You smack her. :twisted:


:shock: Cruising for a slap Yiannis??




A washing machine that slaps back?


Thats enough you cheeky $hit!!! :wink:
I don't think your mother would like you calling her a washing machine, do u??
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Postby brother » Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:24 am

Why do women have periods?
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Because they deserve them. :lol:
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Postby brother » Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:26 am

Sorry ladies but could'nt help myself, thought it was funny the other night while having a drink. :D
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Postby davidp » Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:53 am

Love the replies :lol: :lol:

Odd how all jokes seem much funnier in direct proportion to the amount of alcohol consumed!!

Come on girls, your losing the contest, how about some 'bloke jokes' :wink:
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Postby Marina2005 » Thu Aug 04, 2005 12:03 pm

Took your advise davidp, thanks!!


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A. A widower.
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