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Postby CBBB » Tue Jul 27, 2010 10:49 pm

apc2010 wrote:If he has been caught , and r moat dead does madeline mccann win the world hide and seek comp.????


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Postby Schnauzer » Tue Jul 27, 2010 10:51 pm

apc2010 wrote:If he has been caught , and r moat dead does madeline mccann win the world hide and seek comp.????


The title of 'Hide and Seek' champion, MUST be the property of 'TRUTH'.

It is possibly the most sought after and least discovered of ALL things.

Particularly in the realm of politics. :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Postby apc2010 » Tue Jul 27, 2010 11:24 pm

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apc2010 wrote:If he has been caught , and r moat dead does madeline mccann win the world hide and seek comp.????


The title of 'Hide and Seek' champion, MUST be the property of 'TRUTH'.

It is possibly the most sought after and least discovered of ALL things.

Particularly in the realm of politics. :lol: :lol: :wink:


The people do not like truth , they are happier been spoon fed crap, therefore they are not looking for it ,,,,

check out how many "reality" programmes there are across the world , this stops them from looking too far or thinking too much ,,,

oh there is a war in xyz, but wait big brother /xfactor/ etc is on .....
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Postby Schnauzer » Tue Jul 27, 2010 11:38 pm

apc2010 wrote:
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apc2010 wrote:If he has been caught , and r moat dead does madeline mccann win the world hide and seek comp.????


The title of 'Hide and Seek' champion, MUST be the property of 'TRUTH'.

It is possibly the most sought after and least discovered of ALL things.

Particularly in the realm of politics. :lol: :lol: :wink:


The people do not like truth , they are happier been spoon fed crap, therefore they are not looking for it ,,,,

check out how many "reality" programmes there are across the world , this stops them from looking too far or thinking too much ,,,

oh there is a war in xyz, but wait big brother /xfactor/ etc is on .....


You are absolutely right my friend, the pity IS that most people (and I make no reference to we forumers) are even oblivious to the fact that their minds ARE being so controlled.

Steer clear of accepting (as gospel) the information fed to you through the pages of the newspapers, they are the harbingers of disharmony, discontent and hatred. IMHO. :wink:
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Postby Schnauzer » Wed Jul 28, 2010 8:16 am

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CrookedRiverGuy wrote:IF it happens to be true; there's only one explanation why they "finally found him" these days: WikiLeaks


I doubt if these revelations are the result of the 'WikiLeaks' controversy since they are far too recent an event.

However, having received more information (and there is yet more to come) I can inform you that the messages were a little garbled and (due to some misinterpretation) may have been in error about the actual location.

I can now fill in some of the 'Missing Information' and will complete the whole story as soon as I am assured that I am in receipt of it all.

Those 'Blank' spaces will be filled with asterisks until I have the said missing information.


Osama bin Laden was caught ***** * *** ***** ***** ********** in Pakistan *** ****** *** *** ** *** ****** ** ***** ** *****.

*** ********* *** ** ***** *** Mahabodhi Temple which is located there, in order to seek enlightenment.

Unfortunately it was in this location that he was caught ***** *** *** ** ****** *** ** hide behind the ***** **** ***** ** ******** himself.

When he emerged to face everyone who surrounded him, he commented that it was a great ****** ** *** *** there was no other way to deal with being caught ***** ** ********.

He complimented the followers who were with him for their vigilance during the period of his hiding away, adding that the Western Powers might do well to visit the Holy Temple and the Bhodi Tree, since enlightenment was something that they are in dire need of.

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THAT is as much information I have at the moment, it IS incomplete but the circumstances surrounding the passing on of information coupled with the subject of interpretation DOES (I feel) warrant the fact that it is difficult to report fully.

As stated, I will keep you all informed.



I can now fill in some of the missing words of the report, having received more information I will re-write it using asterisks for those words which are (as of yet) unavailable.

Osama bin Laden was caught ***** * *** ***** after travelling in Pakistan and making his way to the region of Bihar in India.

His intention was to visit the 'Mahabodhi Temple' which is located there, in order to seek enlightenment.

Unfortunately, it was in this location that he was caught ***** *** *** no option but to hide behind the ***** **** where he ******** himself.

When he emerged to face everyone who surrounded him, he commented that it was a great ****** ** *** but there was no other way to deal with being caught ***** so suddenly.

He complimented the followers who were with him for their vigilance during the period of his hiding away, adding that the Western Powers might do well to visit the Holy Temple and the Bhodi Tree, since enlightenment was something that they are in dire need of.

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Once again I must await further information in order to complete the message, it would appear that the difficulty in obtaining it all at once lies with the fact that there are several breaks in communication between those who are supplying such.

I do crave your indulgence for my seemingly slow progress in this matter, perhaps I should have waited for a while longer and can only offer my eagerness to make the facts known to you all as an excuse for my haste.

Incidentally, I understand the UK Prime Minister (and his entourage) are in India today (relatively close to the Bihar region) how convenient, perhaps he may even visit the 'Bhodi Tree' himself.

A little 'Enlightenment' might do HIM the world of good. :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Postby Zorba » Wed Jul 28, 2010 10:04 pm

Well,lets say its true,and this happened days ago. Still not on Sky news or Al Jazeera ?
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Postby Schnauzer » Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:08 am

Zorba wrote:Well,lets say its true,and this happened days ago. Still not on Sky news or Al Jazeera ?




Nor do I suppose it will my friend, it would appear that the persons who initiated the story are not fully conversant with the use of 'Morse Code' and as a result, failed in a very small way to recognize the difference (in a couple of instances) between the letters 'B' (which is ...-) and 'R' (which is .-.).

Furthermore, there were some words missing until about one hour ago which has resulted in changing the situation in such a fashion that the WHOLE story takes on a different meaning.

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I will now relate to you the tale in it's entirity:-


Osama bin Laden was 'caught short' a few weeks after travelling in Pakistan and making his way to the region of Bihar in India.

His intention was to visit the 'Mahabodhi Temple' which is located there, in order to seek enlightenment.

Unfortunately, it was in this location that he was 'caught short' and had no option but to hide behind the 'Bodhi Tree' where he relieved himself.

When he emerged to face everyone who surrounded him, he commented that it was a great relief to him but there was no other way to deal with being 'caught short' so suddenly.

He complimented the followers who were with him for their vigilance during the period of his hiding away, adding that the Western Powers might do well to visit the Holy Temple and the Bhodi Tree, since enlightenment is something they are in dire need of.


And so you see, all that really happened was that poor Osama desperately needed to take a piss BUT, bad reporting distorted the event to such a degree that thoughts of the $50,000,000 ransom for his capture could possibly enter the minds of those who read such bad reporting.

That is how the press manage to 'Gull' people into believing ANYTHING. :wink:
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Postby CBBB » Thu Jul 29, 2010 7:10 am

Schnauzer wrote:
Zorba wrote:Well,lets say its true,and this happened days ago. Still not on Sky news or Al Jazeera ?




Nor do I suppose it will my friend, it would appear that the persons who initiated the story are not fully conversant with the use of 'Morse Code' and as a result, failed in a very small way to recognize the difference (in a couple of instances) between the letters 'B' (which is ...-) and 'R' (which is .-.).

Furthermore, there were some words missing until about one hour ago which has resulted in changing the situation in such a fashion that the WHOLE story takes on a different meaning.

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I will now relate to you the tale in it's entirity:-


Osama bin Laden was 'caught short' a few weeks after travelling in Pakistan and making his way to the region of Bihar in India.

His intention was to visit the 'Mahabodhi Temple' which is located there, in order to seek enlightenment.

Unfortunately, it was in this location that he was 'caught short' and had no option but to hide behind the 'Bodhi Tree' where he relieved himself.

When he emerged to face everyone who surrounded him, he commented that it was a great relief to him but there was no other way to deal with being 'caught short' so suddenly.

He complimented the followers who were with him for their vigilance during the period of his hiding away, adding that the Western Powers might do well to visit the Holy Temple and the Bhodi Tree, since enlightenment is something they are in dire need of.


And so you see, all that really happened was that poor Osama desperately needed to take a piss BUT, bad reporting distorted the event to such a degree that thoughts of the $50,000,000 ransom for his capture could possibly enter the minds of those who read such bad reporting.

That is how the press manage to 'Gull' people into believing ANYTHING. :wink:


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Postby Schnauzer » Thu Jul 29, 2010 7:23 am

CBBB wrote:
Didn't work very well when you tried it!


It takes a politician or a newspaper I'm afraid. :lol: :cry:
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