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Re: The Cypriot Vs The Charlie…

Postby CBBB » Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:31 pm

Get Real! wrote:
Paphitis wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
CBBB wrote:Very interesting from an Aussie Charlie!

No need to quote the damn thing just for that! :roll:

For the last time just for you CBBB...

I'm NOT an Aussie Cypriot. I DO NOT have Aussie citizenship or care to get one.


You are not entitled to it. But your children are!

Paphitis, let’s not get into this… “Let me tell you about you!” crap because that’s what you’re foolishly trying to do here at your peril!

CBBB, is a total fuckwit who instead of contributing with something relevant and humorous, saw fit to derail the thread with baseless rubbish! Don’t follow his stupid and boring ways…


Cheers!
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Postby kurupetos » Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:39 pm

Isn't "The Cypriot" a bloody charlie? :?
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Postby Get Real! » Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:43 pm

kurupetos wrote:Isn't "The Cypriot" a bloody charlie? :?

You mean as in the alias? :?
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Postby Zorba » Fri Jul 23, 2010 10:15 pm

The charlie will come on this forum and say something funny.
The cypriot will turn it into something political and say "if you dont like it,f*** off".
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Re: The Cypriot Vs The Charlie…

Postby Z4 » Fri Jul 23, 2010 11:25 pm

CBBB wrote:
Get Real! wrote:The Cypriot Vs The Charlie…

The Cypriot has spent 2-3 years of his youth in the compulsory NG and thus forms a bond with the country that cannot be easily described with words, whereas the Charlie has no military training so he goes by what he sees in movies and thinks the army is a waste of time because the enemy is bigger and better!

The Cypriot drives more clumsily and parks uncaringly whereas the Charlie thinks he’s God’s gift to driving and indicates right on a roundabout!

The Cypriot pulls out on the left or the right of a slow or stationary vehicle and then speeds off, whereas the Charlie drives right up to it hooting and shouting that they shouldn’t stop there!

The Cypriot is heavily into Cypriot football supporting one of the major teams and enjoys playing 5-a-side often with friends, whereas the Charlie’s heart belongs to either Arsenal, Spurs, ManUtd, or Liverpool and generally thinks Cypriot football is a waste of time!

The Cypriot has a couple of dozen friends from school, the army, and neighborhood, whereas the Charlie has one max two friends they only met last year.

The Cypriot will support one of the major political parties whereas the Charlie thinks all Cypriot parties are incompetent and a waste of time, while admiring the likes of Churchill and Kennedy.

The Cypriot thinks Cyprus is great because she is the center of the world, whereas the Charlie thinks Cyprus is great because there’s good food, beaches, and a laid back atmosphere! A good break in the routine of British traffic!

The Cypriot thinks Cyprus sucks because she should have a bigger and better army whereas the Charlie thinks Cyprus sucks because there are mostly Cypriots living there who don’t appreciate the more “advanced” Charlies!

The Cypriot likes to treat his friends and throws his money around even if he’ll be broke in the morning, whereas the Charlie hides his money and hopes someone else will pay!

The Cypriot frowns upon injustices caused by imperialism/expansionism and is all for the Palestinian cause, whereas the Charlie has acquired the western mindset and is thus generally complacent with injustices against the 3rd world.

The Cypriot loves veggie patches and enjoys discussing the best ways to care for them whereas the Charlie wonders where to buy the cheapest vegetables and complains when he finds an insect crawling on them!

The Cypriot either likes hunting or has no qualms about his friends' hunting, whereas the Charlie hates hunters but happily gobbles down the tasty morsels!


That's it for now!


NB: There are exceptions to every rule!

Feel free to add your own and/or criticise mine.


Regards, GR.


Very interesting from an Aussie Charlie!


Oh right, GR is half Aussie. Good-day sport?! :wink:
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Postby Gasman » Sat Jul 24, 2010 2:09 am

And as for the army thing -- I'm volunteering to do my bit [bacterial warfare?] as soon as son leaves for Uni.


I assume that will naturally be a Cypriot (or Greek) Uni? The best in the world aren't they?

I doubt you or any offspring of yours you've instilled your Cypriot values into would agree to be educated by the filthy enemy countries outside of Cyprus who are responsible for all its ills now would you?

Or would you?
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Postby Sotos » Sat Jul 24, 2010 2:19 am

The University of Cyprus (the state one) is a very good Uni with very high standards. The demand for it is very high and only the top students can get a place there. It is way easier to be accepted in a UK or US uni than get accepted in the University of Cyprus.
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Postby miltiades » Sat Jul 24, 2010 6:35 am

GR , a major liability to the Cypriot people. A man who claims to be a patriot when in fact he is nothing of the sort. He clearly , judging from his well known or rather well posted crap , is very much a deranged individual who pours scorn , not the first time , on the Cypriots of the diaspora , more than 400,000 Cypriots including their descendants who love and adore the island of Cyprus who have and still do support a just solution to the Cyprus problem. He has the mentality of those savages, whom he supports, who blow themselves in public places killing innocent men women and children. He has even indicated that he would be in support of G/C suicide killers operating in the "trnc"
This absolute moron is in my opinion a traitor to the cause of reunification of our island and an obstacle that prevents the Turkish army from withdrawing from Cyprus. T/Cs point to him and others like him and thank their God that the Turkish army is still here. We have heard this time and time again . He will never realize that his views and those of others like him are the reasons why the Turkish army is still here. The guy is nuts , an absolute plonker , ignore the fool and treat him as I do , a liability .
Now lets consider what the Charlies have contributed to our island. First of all there is no way that a Charlie could enlist in the Cypriot army whilst living overseas !!!! Enlisting in the army by coming to Cyprus would have created immense problems for those Charlies who had created their lives in the diaspora , their families , businesses etc. The only reason that Plonker GR enlisted was because HE HAD TO. The fool was of no benefit to the army since he regularly absconded !!! How do I know this , I can tell from the character that he portrays on the forum. A guy who hated the army , undisciplined , arrogant and ..stupid.
The Charlies provided huge financial benefits through investments , through their own education gained in the UK ,and least but not last showing the world the true face of Cypriots , arguing our cause and enlisting the support of numerous influential people.
We have also proven that given the right education we can drive sensibly avoid stupidity and rudeness on the roads ,show compassion and empathy towards our T/C compatriots , recognize atrocities committed by EOKAB not least the one at TOCHNI village ( A new tread will appear soon ) and work for a peaceful solution based on realities.
This idiot wants to declare war on Turkey , single handed , well not quite , he wants to enlist the American mercenaries Blackwater and obviously the Bin fucking Ladens of this world.
A PROUD CYPRIOT CHARLY !!!
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Postby wyoming cowboy » Sat Jul 24, 2010 7:14 am

GR refuses to remember that right after 74, half the pay of the recently made refugees and the other diaspora cypriots was being mailed to cyprus to get the country on its feet again, It doesnt matter that every other month vast amounts of donations go to candidates in foreign countries in the name of Cyprus....How many cypriot owned restaurants around the world have held functions to gather money to give to these people again in the name of Cyprus.

How many times were letters sent to different newspapers to blunt the edge of all the Turkey supporters...countless
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Postby Natty » Sat Jul 24, 2010 8:38 am

The Cypriot is heavily into Cypriot football supporting one of the major teams and enjoys playing 5-a-side often with friends, whereas the Charlie’s heart belongs to either Arsenal, Spurs, ManUtd, or Liverpool and generally thinks Cypriot football is a waste of time!


You forgot to Mention West Bromwich Albion, another hugely popular team amongst the Charlie species. Boing Boing! 8)

http://eurodbfoot.com/club/West-Bromwich-Albion.png

(Apparently they wear a similar kit to one of the Cypriot teams, the one that begins with an A, Anor something. Sorry I can never remember the names of insignificant football teams)


The Cypriot will support one of the major political parties whereas the Charlie thinks all Cypriot parties are incompetent and a waste of time, while admiring the likes of Churchill and Kennedy


That’s what happens when you grow up with the main British political parties. You assume all Cypriot political parties are the same.

The Cypriot frowns upon injustices caused by imperialism/expansionism and is all for the Palestinian cause, whereas the Charlie has acquired the western mindset and is thus generally complacent with injustices against the 3rd world.


What Palestinian cause? :?
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