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[SKI-preo]

Is there an ethnic group with crazier women?
I am trying to convince my Koumbaro not to marry a Cypriot princess. All he sees is a shitty free apartment built on top of her crazy mother's house with reenforcement steel sticking out of the roof in the Nicosia dustbowl. The princess cannot wipe her own arse. She is like "maaaaa sfonga me," no education, no manners, under 5 ft with a gutter mouth.

No wonder most Cypriot men marry Eastern Europeans. Why would you
marry a crazy Cypriot princess who cannot iron your undies and fetch your slippers after a hard day at the office? My GOD they are all nuts!!! As if!

[fig head]

hahaha u generalize here.....

[Gasman]

a crazy Cypriot princess who cannot iron your undies

Surely a 'true' Cypriot princess would take these round to her mother and get her to iron them?

I think this is a bit tongue in cheek, but I have a genuine Cypriot 'princess' as a neighbour. She is 30 something, never worked a day in her life. Living in a luxury penthouse apartment paid for by mummy and daddy (she says it's their 'duty'). They even pay for a cleaner for her. Mummy brings her meals to her every day in her car (for a while I thought an elderly disabled person lived there and this was 'meals on wheels'). Daddy cleans her car.

She gets up at about 11am and potters about online taking OU courses in subjects that she will never be able to use to get a job in Cyprus.

Goes on pilgrimages twice yearly to Israel and Greece visiting churches and holy sites - all paid for by mum and dad. She asked me to help her book her last jaunt online as she did not know how to do it using a credit card. I was not surprised to see that it was her mum's credit card!

Unbelievable.

[fig head]

a crazy Cypriot princess who cannot iron your undies

Surely a 'true' Cypriot princess would take these round to her mother and get her to iron them?

I think this is a bit tongue in cheek, but I have a genuine Cypriot 'princess' as a neighbour. She is 30 something, never worked a day in her life. Living in a luxury penthouse apartment paid for by mummy and daddy (she says it's their 'duty'). They even pay for a cleaner for her. Mummy brings her meals to her every day in her car (for a while I thought an elderly disabled person lived there and this was 'meals on wheels'). Daddy cleans her car.

She gets up at about 11am and potters about online taking OU courses in subjects that she will never be able to use to get a job in Cyprus.

Goes on pilgrimages twice yearly to Israel and Greece visiting churches and holy sites - all paid for by mum and dad. She asked me to help her book her last jaunt online as she did not know how to do it using a credit card. I was not surprised to see that it was her mum's credit card!

Unbelievable.

LUCKY WOMAN SHE IS, GIVE ME A PARENT WHO WILL SUPPORT ME AND I WILL DEFO STOP WORKING !!


i cant see anything wrong with that...

if she doesnt need the money , why work.. leave jobs for people who need it


!!!!

[Natty]

Why would you
marry a crazy Cypriot princess who cannot iron your undies and fetch your slippers after a hard day at the office?

..and fetch your pipe and newspaper, whilst being properly attired in an apron, rollers and mantili, with a child balancing precariously on one hip and a steaming pan of fasolaki cooking away in the back round?

[IMPOSTALIEDUS]

remember if you want to know what your new wife is going to be like and what she going to look like in a few years time ,just look at her mother,

[Gasman]

You'd be bored rigid Figgy! Especially when mummy and daddy come round at the crack of dawn on Sunday morning to ferry you to a long church service after one of your famous Saturday nights out lol!

[SKI-preo]

Surely a 'true' Cypriot princess would take these round to her mother and get her to iron them?

I think this is a bit tongue in cheek, but I have a genuine Cypriot 'princess' as a neighbour. She is 30 something, never worked a day in her life. Living in a luxury penthouse apartment paid for by mummy and daddy (she says it's their 'duty'). They even pay for a cleaner for her. Mummy brings her meals to her every day in her car (for a while I thought an elderly disabled person lived there and this was 'meals on wheels'). Daddy cleans her car.

She gets up at about 11am and potters about online taking OU courses in subjects that she will never be able to use to get a job in Cyprus.

Goes on pilgrimages twice yearly to Israel and Greece visiting churches and holy sites - all paid for by mum and dad. She asked me to help her book her last jaunt online as she did not know how to do it using a credit card. I was not surprised to see that it was her mum's credit card!

Unbelievable.

Ask her parents if they will adopt me please.

[vaughanwilliams]

remember if you want to know what your new wife is going to be like and what she going to look like in a few years time ,just look at her mother,

If she looks like she needs to shave more than you do, run!

[Oracle]

Sounds like you're jealous of your goumbaro!

You only see the superficial; yet, he's going to marry her and have something you are not going to 'get'!