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Re: Cypriot women are all massive pains in the arse

Postby Get Real! » Fri Jul 23, 2010 11:39 pm

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Kikapu wrote:Who the hell irons their undies.?? :roll: :roll: :roll:

Its good practice as it would kill off any remaining germs etc. Probably good for those suffering from long term STDs and other genital related issues.

Where’s Bananiot the biologist to confirm that… :lol:

I guess that's the reason why my undies does not need ironing.! :wink:

Fair enough, but what if you had a nice red pair with a white crescent moon on them? Wouldn’t you want those ironed for that special oriental night? 8)
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Re: Cypriot women are all massive pains in the arse

Postby Kikapu » Sat Jul 24, 2010 9:51 am

Get Real! wrote:
Kikapu wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Kikapu wrote:Who the hell irons their undies.?? :roll: :roll: :roll:

Its good practice as it would kill off any remaining germs etc. Probably good for those suffering from long term STDs and other genital related issues.

Where’s Bananiot the biologist to confirm that… :lol:

I guess that's the reason why my undies does not need ironing.! :wink:

Fair enough, but what if you had a nice red pair with a white crescent moon on them? Wouldn’t you want those ironed for that special oriental night? 8)


No thanks.!!

I'll probably get arrested for insulting Turkishness under article 301 for leaving urine stains and "skid-marks" on the underwear with such symbols on it.! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby SKI-preo » Tue Jul 27, 2010 2:55 am

Who the hell irons their undies.??


A life time supply of Ironed undies (and my slippers) are guaranteed in my prenup. One crease in my undies and its over and I am entitled to damages for pain and suffering plus my legal costs on an indemnity basis.
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Postby Oracle » Tue Jul 27, 2010 6:06 am

SKI-preo wrote:
Who the hell irons their undies.??


A life time supply of Ironed undies (and my slippers) are guaranteed in my prenup. One crease in my undies and its over and I am entitled to damages for pain and suffering plus my legal costs on an indemnity basis.


I'd go one step further, and offer to iron your testicles -- crease-free! :D
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Postby LENA » Tue Jul 27, 2010 6:13 am

Just a small note before I express my humble opinion...As far as I can see the majority of the users of this lovely forum who reply to this topic are male. Male members that instead of spending their time in front of the pc writing silly comments they are working ... cleaning...raising their kids...right?

mmm that makes me wonder...if everything is true of what you are saying then explains the situation I saw lately...while the football championship was on...every time I drove from a neighbourhood, cafe or bar... I saw children starving in the streets, women polishing their nails and men working their ass off...Right!!! I would like to thank you all for explaining all these to me.

I just wonder if I should stop working and sit and wait if any meal will come to my door, have credit cards that are not mine to pay for my trips and needs ... because I have two jobs, have 3 degrees, cook and clean my own house and my mums house, wash, dry and iron my clothes, help on my brother's education and pay all my bills, trips and holidays and I am 100000% Cypriot and female.

Something is wrong here....
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Postby fig head » Tue Jul 27, 2010 6:44 am

Lena dont you take notice of those who wrote nasty comments they just live bit far away from real world
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Postby SKI-preo » Tue Jul 27, 2010 7:06 am

I have two jobs, have 3 degrees, cook and clean my own house and my mums house, wash, dry and iron my clothes, help on my brother's education and pay all my bills, trips and holidays and I am 100000% Cypriot and female.
ise elefterh? you wanna meet my koumbaro?
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Postby SKI-preo » Tue Jul 27, 2010 7:27 am

I'd go one step further, and offer to iron your testicles -- crease-free!


Are Mr Oracle's testicles crease free?
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Postby B25 » Tue Jul 27, 2010 8:47 am

LENA wrote:Just a small note before I express my humble opinion...As far as I can see the majority of the users of this lovely forum who reply to this topic are male. Male members that instead of spending their time in front of the pc writing silly comments they are working ... cleaning...raising their kids...right?

mmm that makes me wonder...if everything is true of what you are saying then explains the situation I saw lately...while the football championship was on...every time I drove from a neighbourhood, cafe or bar... I saw children starving in the streets, women polishing their nails and men working their ass off...Right!!! I would like to thank you all for explaining all these to me.

I just wonder if I should stop working and sit and wait if any meal will come to my door, have credit cards that are not mine to pay for my trips and needs ... because I have two jobs, have 3 degrees, cook and clean my own house and my mums house, wash, dry and iron my clothes, help on my brother's education and pay all my bills, trips and holidays and I am 100000% Cypriot and female.

Something is wrong here....


Madam, you are a credit to the Cypriot woman, bravo, what I have been saying all long.

So according to JoJo with you 3 degrees you must have 3 diplomata to V..... well seems she is just some jealous old so and so.

I wonder do you have time to do those other nasty things she was saying about the average Cypriot Girl????
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Postby Oracle » Tue Jul 27, 2010 10:49 am

SKI-preo wrote:
I'd go one step further, and offer to iron your testicles -- crease-free!


Are Mr Oracle's testicles crease free?


Now, that would be a very big job! :D


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Might need some starch.
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