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[apc2010]

Thank you Nikitas. I do not beat around the bush. I say it as i see it.

Waiting for mala ,and a double entendre

[JoJo]

Hi SKI-preo. I know of a few males from our quaint little village that have married women for their worth. And boy, do they get their worth in headaches. One such male specimen married a Cypriot girl because her father has alot of land and her government job was an added bonus (like winning the jackpot). So they get married (even though he had another on the side) and was given a piece of land and was told that he needed to build the house. Having a loan on a flat and car there was so way to start the build process. So he got the girl pregant and started wingeing to the parents that it would be difficult for wife to walk up the stairs. To cut a long story short, the house is fully completed, and to celebrate the easy lifestyle, he has gone and bought a new BMW A5. However, they are miserable. He has gotten everything, but the more he sees, the more he wants. The moral of the story is that money does not you happy at the end of the day, even though it may make life easier. Remember, the energy that you put into your life (thought) will come back to you with the corresponding action.

[Oracle]

Well, it just sounds to me like it's the males who are being stupid and not the "princesses"

[Malapapa]

I do not beat around the bush. I say it as i see it.

I hope you don't think I'm being too forward, JoJo, but, I think I'd like to buy you dinner...

[B25]

Hey B25. Thankyou for your scathing attack on me. Actually, I pretty enjoy my life, even though I work God damn hard for it. I would rather acquire things the hard way than have them given to me on a silver platter and hence have no appreciation for them. The experiences learned along the way are invaluable, and at the end of the day what makes us the people that we are.

Thats fine, thats your perogative, but you have no reason to slate the girls that don't have to work like you have to.

Thankyou for your concerns regarding my "pouti"! Everything is up to scratch and in working order last time I checked. I do not have the urge to suck and phuck every sausage in sight!

Thats a matter of opinion, I would be happy to test it and give you a full report if you wish.
You are also making an assumption that every sausage wants to be sucked and phucked by you. So now it is your c*nt that is important ???

I also studied very hard in Oz to get both my Bachelors degrees. So you are right, I do not have "to diploma to vilou". Shock! Horror! I would rather stick to my prestigious degrees thank you very much.

Big deal, we all wanted to know that, so you have 2 'diplomata to vilou' then, one for each end huh??

As I said I aint jealous of anyone. If you can noy to accept the cold hard reality of the prissy pre-madonnas here, then I hope you do not end up with one in your family

There is no reality to accept, they are what they are, who are you to judge them and dictate how they should be. I would have to guess you must be fat and ugly and are jealous of the hot chicks that can do these things.

Just to be clear, being fat does not represent a girls heart or brains, being ugly is another matter. Many fat girls are truely lovely people, it is just a fugure of speech and not meant to be derogatory to the heavier girls.

I cannot agree with your assessment, for an educated person you claim to be, one must wonder what you were doing instead of studying.

[Kikapu]

Is there an ethnic group with crazier women?
I am trying to convince my Koumbaro not to marry a Cypriot princess. All he sees is a shitty free apartment built on top of her crazy mother's house with reenforcement steel sticking out of the roof in the Nicosia dustbowl. The princess cannot wipe her own arse. She is like "maaaaa sfonga me," no education, no manners, under 5 ft with a gutter mouth.

No wonder most Cypriot men marry Eastern Europeans. Why would you marry a crazy Cypriot princess who cannot iron your undies and fetch your slippers after a hard day at the office? My GOD they are all nuts!!! As if!

I don't know who is crazier, you or the wife to be, who won't iron your undies.!

Who the hell irons their undies.??

[Get Real!]

I do not beat around the bush.

No need to if it’s up to scratch and in good working order!

[Get Real!]

Who the hell irons their undies.??

Its good practice as it would kill off any remaining germs etc. Probably good for those suffering from long term STDs and other genital related issues.

Where’s Bananiot the biologist to confirm that…

[Nikitas]

"Who the hell irons their undies.?? "

Those that long for that starchy feeling.

[Kikapu]

Who the hell irons their undies.??

Its good practice as it would kill off any remaining germs etc. Probably good for those suffering from long term STDs and other genital related issues.

Where’s Bananiot the biologist to confirm that…

I guess that's the reason why my undies does not need ironing.!