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[2fan]

This sad looking guy enters a bar with a tiny man sitting on his shoulder. He walks up to the bar-tender and orders a beer.

As soon as he finishes, the small man stands up on the sad guy's shoulder and kicks him in the head and shouts: Get me a F****** beer too ya jerk!

Sad guy turns to the bartender and orders the small guy a beer too.

Sad guy finishes his beer and orders another. Again the small guy kicks him in the head and says: Get me another too F****** Ass****!!!

Sad guy orders another one for the small fella.

The bartender, looking totally puzzled, asks the sad guy:

"I know it's non of my business but what the hell is that thing sitting on your shoulder?"

Sad guy replies: "Last summer I saved a witch doctors life and he granted me one wish"

Barman: "Well, what did you wish for?"

Sad Guy: A ten inch P****.

Poof!

[gabaston]

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