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Postby Schnauzer » Sun Jul 18, 2010 10:01 am

Scientists have carefully studied the subject of 'Phrenology' ( determining characteristics and abilities by studying the bumps on the human skull) and as a result of their findings are about to publish an extraordinary fact.

It would appear that prolonged acceptance of the information received from ANY source other than that which one perceives and analyses independently, can be of detriment to the recipient.

Thus, if one readily accepts that the information received is correct and true, the bumps on the skull are less likely to develop and the end result is that the person becomes an easy prey to any that would wish to manipulate their thoughts and actions.

As one eminent scientist put it "It could explain the reason for why some humans are far more susceptible to hypnotism than others and furthermore, why in some cases (the majorities) are so easily convinced by those who wish to control them that ANY comment they make MUST be true, since it is accepted BY the majority."

I find this particular statement extremely interesting since, if each individual were to consider the source (retrospectively) of their own characteristics and abilities, I do wonder if the main influence of their current beliefs/actions/opinions stemmed from their parents, tutors OR (most likely in my own opinion) those shadowy figures in government who daily seek to FOOL the majorities and thus maintain power.

Such analysis of one's SELF might reveal the reasons for why there is so much disharmony among humans.

A simple test to determine whether or not one has become (shall we say victim ?) so moulded by those outside influences, is to gently feel the contours of one's head, the flatter it is, the more one has suffered.

Simply put, if one wished to insult another person, particularly in terms of their lack of intelligence/knowledge/etc, one would usually remark that their head was full of 'Sawdust'

I think a more accurate or suitable diagnosis of their unfortunate condition (if justified of course) would be to remark that their head was full of 'Newspapers' :wink:
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Postby CBBB » Sun Jul 18, 2010 5:42 pm

Don't know about Phrenologists, I think you need a Proctologist! He might be able to loosen you "inhibitions".
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Postby Schnauzer » Sun Jul 18, 2010 6:21 pm

CBBB wrote:Don't know about Phrenologists, I think you need a Proctologist! He might be able to loosen you "inhibitions".



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Postby Oracle » Sun Jul 18, 2010 11:24 pm

Ooohh! ... Methinks I have another bump on the head! :?

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Postby Schnauzer » Sun Jul 18, 2010 11:48 pm

Oracle wrote:Ooohh! ... Methinks I have another bump on the head! :?

:D


Congratulations if you have Oracle, unfortunately there are many who would appear to have been struck over the bonce with a frying-pan, alas, an over-indulgence of newspapers can have a similar effect, I wonder if THAT is one of the reasons why they are referred to as 'The Press' ? :lol: :wink:
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Postby Oracle » Sun Jul 18, 2010 11:57 pm

Schnauzer wrote:
Oracle wrote:Ooohh! ... Methinks I have another bump on the head! :?

:D


Congratulations if you have Oracle, unfortunately there are many who would appear to have been struck over the bonce with a frying-pan, alas, an over-indulgence of newspapers can have a similar effect, I wonder if THAT is one of the reasons why they are referred to as 'The Press' ? :lol: :wink:


Too busy for Sunday Papers today! :D

Much discussion with real people and I am firmly of the opinion that there are those amongst us who would swear they have a limb attached even when it has been amputated. Fantasy is in the genes, it seems! :wink:
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Postby Schnauzer » Mon Jul 19, 2010 12:14 am

Oracle wrote:
Schnauzer wrote:
Oracle wrote:Ooohh! ... Methinks I have another bump on the head! :?

:D


Congratulations if you have Oracle, unfortunately there are many who would appear to have been struck over the bonce with a frying-pan, alas, an over-indulgence of newspapers can have a similar effect, I wonder if THAT is one of the reasons why they are referred to as 'The Press' ? :lol: :wink:


Too busy for Sunday Papers today! :D

Much discussion with real people and I am firmly of the opinion that there are those amongst us who would swear they have a limb attached even when it has been amputated. Fantasy is in the genes, it seems! :wink:


A good Phrenologist can actually pinpoint the bump which encourages a person to fantasize and it is closely associated with those apt to lie.

I know of a chap who habitually told lies, such was his nature to do so, he actually began to believe them himself and furthermore convinced many others to accept them as truth.

Unfortunately, he met others of the same ilk and.......... well, just look at the state the US/UK and Middle East is in now. :lol: :wink:
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Postby Oracle » Mon Jul 19, 2010 12:21 am

Schnauzer wrote:
Oracle wrote:
Schnauzer wrote:
Oracle wrote:Ooohh! ... Methinks I have another bump on the head! :?

:D


Congratulations if you have Oracle, unfortunately there are many who would appear to have been struck over the bonce with a frying-pan, alas, an over-indulgence of newspapers can have a similar effect, I wonder if THAT is one of the reasons why they are referred to as 'The Press' ? :lol: :wink:


Too busy for Sunday Papers today! :D

Much discussion with real people and I am firmly of the opinion that there are those amongst us who would swear they have a limb attached even when it has been amputated. Fantasy is in the genes, it seems! :wink:


A good Phrenologist can actually pinpoint the bump which encourages a person to fantasize and it is closely associated with those apt to lie.

I know of a chap who habitually told lies, such was his nature to do so, he actually began to believe them himself and furthermore convinced many others to accept them as truth.

Unfortunately, he met others of the same ilk and.......... well, just look at the state the US/UK and Middle East is in now. :lol: :wink:


Drugs, opium of the people, oil, money ..... nothing else matters! :roll:

Where have all the good guys gone?
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Postby apc2010 » Mon Jul 19, 2010 12:24 am

Oracle wrote:
Schnauzer wrote:
Oracle wrote:
Schnauzer wrote:
Oracle wrote:Ooohh! ... Methinks I have another bump on the head! :?

:D


Congratulations if you have Oracle, unfortunately there are many who would appear to have been struck over the bonce with a frying-pan, alas, an over-indulgence of newspapers can have a similar effect, I wonder if THAT is one of the reasons why they are referred to as 'The Press' ? :lol: :wink:


Too busy for Sunday Papers today! :D

Much discussion with real people and I am firmly of the opinion that there are those amongst us who would swear they have a limb attached even when it has been amputated. Fantasy is in the genes, it seems! :wink:


A good Phrenologist can actually pinpoint the bump which encourages a person to fantasize and it is closely associated with those apt to lie.

I know of a chap who habitually told lies, such was his nature to do so, he actually began to believe them himself and furthermore convinced many others to accept them as truth.

Unfortunately, he met others of the same ilk and.......... well, just look at the state the US/UK and Middle East is in now. :lol: :wink:


Drugs, opium of the people, oil, money ..... nothing else matters! :roll:

Where have all the good guys gone?


Check out buffy sainte marie ,,the big ones get away ........(song)
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Postby Oracle » Mon Jul 19, 2010 12:29 am

apc2010 wrote:
Oracle wrote:
Schnauzer wrote:
Oracle wrote:
Schnauzer wrote:
Oracle wrote:Ooohh! ... Methinks I have another bump on the head! :?

:D


Congratulations if you have Oracle, unfortunately there are many who would appear to have been struck over the bonce with a frying-pan, alas, an over-indulgence of newspapers can have a similar effect, I wonder if THAT is one of the reasons why they are referred to as 'The Press' ? :lol: :wink:


Too busy for Sunday Papers today! :D

Much discussion with real people and I am firmly of the opinion that there are those amongst us who would swear they have a limb attached even when it has been amputated. Fantasy is in the genes, it seems! :wink:


A good Phrenologist can actually pinpoint the bump which encourages a person to fantasize and it is closely associated with those apt to lie.

I know of a chap who habitually told lies, such was his nature to do so, he actually began to believe them himself and furthermore convinced many others to accept them as truth.

Unfortunately, he met others of the same ilk and.......... well, just look at the state the US/UK and Middle East is in now. :lol: :wink:


Drugs, opium of the people, oil, money ..... nothing else matters! :roll:

Where have all the good guys gone?


Check out buffy sainte marie ,,the big ones get away ........(song)


"Hey, don't the wars come easy; hey, don't the peace come hard".

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