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Postby Nikitas » Sat Jul 17, 2010 5:07 pm

Bloody hell, sounds like nothing changed since 1976 when I left. It also states why I left pretty clearly even if I did not write it myself!

Well done M.
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Postby Malapapa » Sat Jul 17, 2010 7:50 pm

RichardB wrote:is it true that the CRNL is being taken to the ECHR by the former British owners of properties there?

One day you will get what you deserve - 36 years selling our properties is enough.

Why should I have to go through an illegal commission to get my property back.

You are an illegal country with an illegal government living only on handouts from the ROC - No other country in the world recognises you.


Doesn't Cyprus recognise the CRNL? I know the Bank of Cyprus has got a massive branch there. Look what they've done to Southgate... (renamed Southkankella since the Cypriot invasion):

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Cyprus north Londoners claim they are 'embargoed' from the rest of the word but the fact is none of them want to travel further than Cockfosters.

RichardB wrote:ROC troops get out of my bloody country.


It's never been your country. Wasn't North Londinium controlled by the rums (Romans) since ancient times? Aren't Cypriots just claiming back part of their territory as a safe haven from the racist, genocidal Brits (that eat babies).
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Postby Malapapa » Sat Jul 17, 2010 8:10 pm

Nikitas wrote:Bloody hell, sounds like nothing changed since 1976 when I left. It also states why I left pretty clearly even if I did not write it myself!

Well done M.


One Cypriot North Londoner leaves in 1976, ten Cypriot settlers arrive from mainland Cyprus to get jobs as chartered accountants at Bond Partners LLP.
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Postby kurupetos » Sat Jul 17, 2010 10:00 pm

Malapapa wrote:
RichardB wrote:is it true that the CRNL is being taken to the ECHR by the former British owners of properties there?

One day you will get what you deserve - 36 years selling our properties is enough.

Why should I have to go through an illegal commission to get my property back.

You are an illegal country with an illegal government living only on handouts from the ROC - No other country in the world recognises you.


Doesn't Cyprus recognise the CRNL? I know the Bank of Cyprus has got a massive branch there. Look what they've done to Southgate... (renamed Southkankella since the Cypriot invasion):

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Cyprus north Londoners claim they are 'embargoed' from the rest of the word but the fact is none of them want to travel further than Cockfosters.

RichardB wrote:ROC troops get out of my bloody country.


It's never been your country. Wasn't North Londinium controlled by the rums (Romans) since ancient times? Aren't Cypriots just claiming back part of their territory as a safe haven from the racist, genocidal Brits (that eat babies).


No cars parked on the pavement!? Why? :twisted:
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Postby Paphitis » Sun Jul 18, 2010 10:02 am

Malapapa wrote:
Nikitas wrote:Bloody hell, sounds like nothing changed since 1976 when I left. It also states why I left pretty clearly even if I did not write it myself!

Well done M.


One Cypriot North Londoner leaves in 1976, ten Cypriot settlers arrive from mainland Cyprus to get jobs as chartered accountants at Bond Partners LLP.


Great! More stinking Fish and Chips shops.
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Postby CBBB » Sun Jul 18, 2010 5:40 pm

I am to upset to visit the CRNL, my birthplace, since the invasion. I won't go there again until it is free once more (fat bloody chance of that)!
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Postby Malapapa » Sun Jul 18, 2010 6:14 pm

Anniversary celebrations of the Cypriot North London peace operation, June 2010. Elite members of the Cypriot 'intervention' army, in full uniform, demonstrate their manoeuvres before throwing their helmets to the crowd...

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Postby bill cobbett » Sun Jul 18, 2010 6:36 pm

Erm... have just looked up the Penal Code for the CyRNL...

Regretfully there's an article in it which may apply to some...

Article 301..

Anyone seeking entry who falls in to the following cats are put up at Mrs Windsor's Pleasure here...


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Anyone associated with Aglantgia
Anyone with Oz associations.
Anyone with associations to Tseri
Anyone with associations to Paphos.
Anyone called VW.
Anyone pretending to be called VW.

Anyone who falls in to more than one of the above cats, will be the star turn at dawn the following morning in our traditional and ancient CyRNL public performances.

Sorry, in the light of a comment posted below this, missed this one...
Anyone with a rabbit avatar.

(Looks like some-one else is in for the chop)
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Postby CBBB » Sun Jul 18, 2010 7:07 pm

The PFLH (Popular Front for the Liberation of Haringey) will be supplying the occupied kebab houses with salmonella infested doner kebabs.

We retract that statement, we have discovered they are already like that!
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Postby Paphitis » Mon Jul 19, 2010 12:34 am

The Cypriot gypsy Occupation of North London, is a threat to the Australian Protectorate of greater London, and will be deemed as an Aussie Geo Strategic Threat which must be dealt with without mercy.

We have before us an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us many, many long months of struggle and of suffering. You ask, what is our policy? I will say: It is to wage war, by sea, land and air, with all our might and with all the strength that God can give us; to wage war against a monstrous tyranny never surpassed in the dark, lamentable catalogue of human crime. That is our policy. You ask, what is our aim? I can answer in one word: It is victory, victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory, however long and hard the road may be!

Cypriot Horkates out of London now!
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