Here I am, trying to save my fellow Cypriots from the embarrasment caused by Turkey and all I get from you is weird energy.
I have some more suggestions:
You might want to cover up the flag of shame temporarily if she visits, now you don't want her thinking that the Turks are gloating about their abuses.
... and the carpetbaggers, you might want to suggest they keep a very low profile.
There you go, 5 great suggestions to save yourselves any embarassment.
If I think of more, I'll post them as I'm helpful like that.