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[bill cobbett]

Almost 3000 posts and yet you have no clue about Cyprus!! What you doing mate!! Reading the entertainment threads!!!

Thats not a very nice way to treat a newbie asking a civil question.

Maybe you would be able to help me find work with your extensive knowledge of the whole island.

reh koumbare file symbatrioti chakko R, you still looking for villa?

No problem file of course i will give title deed. No problem look i swear on my late grandmother's life and The Holy Evangellio you not have problem.

Here i give my other email ... [email protected]

Reh Koumbare Willos nothing wrong with my villa - all working fine and dandies.

What we gonna do with Beninda exsi kg of readymix concretos now is no frederoulla in Londino ??

Not a problem file we send it to Gaza and we splitting the money... look beninta exee times, we sell for 10TL a kilo, times 10 is 400 and we changing to Euros, very bad exchange now file, 20 TL =1E, so that making
20E and we must giving middleman 15E under the table so, oh god i needing my calculator. Yes you get 10c tax-free.

and we still get to throw Freddie in serpentine ...yes???

Let me look the calculator file, iou 10c from before, boat costing 10GB£, so we change the 10c to GB£, poound very weak at the mo fileh, yes for you koumpare only costing 20E plus pushtoenglezzo tax 50%, yes it costing you £40.

ok and I get to push off boat ...yes

and I get first bagsie on Jay Lo's big backie ..yes

and extra sheftalia in Londino!!

For you file, not problem.... but you know am looking and we must pay a small pushtohmavro tax .... so .....

[RichardB]

Almost 3000 posts and yet you have no clue about Cyprus!! What you doing mate!! Reading the entertainment threads!!!

Thats not a very nice way to treat a newbie asking a civil question.

Maybe you would be able to help me find work with your extensive knowledge of the whole island.

reh koumbare file symbatrioti chakko R, you still looking for villa?

No problem file of course i will give title deed. No problem look i swear on my late grandmother's life and The Holy Evangellio you not have problem.

Here i give my other email ... [email protected]

Reh Koumbare Willos nothing wrong with my villa - all working fine and dandies.

What we gonna do with Beninda exsi kg of readymix concretos now is no frederoulla in Londino ??

Not a problem file we send it to Gaza and we splitting the money... look beninta exee times, we sell for 10TL a kilo, times 10 is 400 and we changing to Euros, very bad exchange now file, 20 TL =1E, so that making
20E and we must giving middleman 15E under the table so, oh god i needing my calculator. Yes you get 10c tax-free.

and we still get to throw Freddie in serpentine ...yes???

Let me look the calculator file, iou 10c from before, boat costing 10GB£, so we change the 10c to GB£, poound very weak at the mo fileh, yes for you koumpare only costing 20E plus pushtoenglezzo tax 50%, yes it costing you £40.

ok and I get to push off boat ...yes

and I get first bagsie on Jay Lo's big backie ..yes

and extra sheftalia in Londino!!

For you file, not problem.... but you know am looking and we must pay a small pushtohmavro tax .... so .....

Reh koumbare I already pay Deeplomavros tax on villon you sold me in Girne ...you remember the one with brand new kochan and specialist solicitor who is brother in law of builders sisters cousins mother.

Don't you try to conning me you bleddy poushtocharlie

[fig head]

Scary Mary LOL !! No one said I know everything I only know enough to be able to google lots of stuff...!!!

[RichardB]

Scary Mary LOL !! No one said I know everything I only know enough to be able to google lots of stuff...!!!

so stop picking on innocent newbie OK - all I try to do is earn a dollar in the sun and you is taking the micky out of a young mans naivety -

You want your pool cleaning you call OK

Not to be sitting all bleddy day writing stupid poems - Is not good for a lady - you not got houses to clean or what???

[bill cobbett]

Just am looking at merzeddez catalogue, my daughter just passing test, she 17 next week, she wanting a nice merzeddez, black open, OMG! 70,000E...

Reh good filoh Richard i find nice piece of land for you. No koumbareh it's greek man land not belonging t/c. I swear on the Holy Koran mate.

Here my email ... [email protected]

[fig head]

Scary Mary LOL !! No one said I know everything I only know enough to be able to google lots of stuff...!!!

so stop picking on innocent newbie OK - all I try to do is earn a dollar in the sun and you is taking the micky out of a young mans naivety -

You want your pool cleaning you call OK

Not to be sitting all bleddy day writing stupid poems - Is not good for a lady - you not got houses to clean or what???

No mate ..!!

And where is the newbie here !!


Please see above your avatar !! There is a No,
That number of your posts.. You no newbie !!!!!


Er ...


P.S my poems are a rare art ..

And good night mr young naiive guy ..!! It's V time

So good luck finding a job you will need it..

[fig head]

Just noticed the posts No is underneath the avatar .. Meh

[Z4]

Rah Gasmouula

Thank you for the support I was beginning to think all the people here on forum were awful people.

When I said I was a qualified pool cleaner that did not necessarily mean I would do the actual cleaning. I was thinking along the lines of dropping the good lady off to do the job whilst I stood guard in the kafenion.

I woukd also be able to drop her off to do gardening , fence painting , stonewalling and any other odd jobs such as apartment cleaning do you think there would be a call for these skills?

No, you will never get a job.

Take their advice and clear off

[RichardB]

Rah Gasmouula

Thank you for the support I was beginning to think all the people here on forum were awful people.

When I said I was a qualified pool cleaner that did not necessarily mean I would do the actual cleaning. I was thinking along the lines of dropping the good lady off to do the job whilst I stood guard in the kafenion.

I woukd also be able to drop her off to do gardening , fence painting , stonewalling and any other odd jobs such as apartment cleaning do you think there would be a call for these skills?

No, you will never get a job.

Take their advice and clear off

Hey shut it!!!

BTW Are you using your apartment at the end of August? I need accomodation near Limassol around 27th Aug for a week

[Z4]

Rah Gasmouula

Thank you for the support I was beginning to think all the people here on forum were awful people.

When I said I was a qualified pool cleaner that did not necessarily mean I would do the actual cleaning. I was thinking along the lines of dropping the good lady off to do the job whilst I stood guard in the kafenion.

I woukd also be able to drop her off to do gardening , fence painting , stonewalling and any other odd jobs such as apartment cleaning do you think there would be a call for these skills?

No, you will never get a job.

Take their advice and clear off

Hey shut it!!!

BTW Are you using your apartment at the end of August? I need accomodation near Limassol around 27th Aug for a week

I don't know what your on about - I'm going on holiday to Paphos. Good luck with the job hunt!