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[RichardB]

Hi all I'm coming to Cyprus on holiday in September could anyone tell me the price of

A taxi from Larnaca to Paphos?

The price of English Bread?

If there is a cash machine in Polis?

A good hotel to stay?

Are there any English pubs in Pathos?

Whether I should bring my dog?

What will the weather be like in September? - will i need a coat?

Is there a supermarket in Larnaca?

Should I change money here in the UK or in Cyprus?

Does Cyprus use the Euro?

Can I take my hire car across the border?

How far is it from my house to the corner pub in Nicosia?




I'm sure there will be lots more questions before I arrive

Thank you in advance

[bill cobbett]

(Ela re File)

Where to buy pampers?

The price of pampers?

Can you drink the water?

Is it best to change money in GB

What kind of elec plugs do they have in CY?

Do they speak English in CY?

[RichardB]

Do I need a visa to enter Cyprus?

How much are ciggarettes?

What side of the road do You drive on?

Is the beech safe for children?

Can anyone recommend a taxi from the airport?

[CBBB]

We don't need any more of you whinging Brit tourists, stay in Englandisstan!

[bill cobbett]

Is it hot in August?

Is CY suitable for vegetarians?

Is there any public transport?


Is there any Rabbit Shooting?

[Oracle]

I hear the streets around gassybags' flat are full of poo. Should I leave my doggy-poop bags at home and go native?

And, should I invest in a handy Portaloo with adequate plumbing that flushes away paper?

Shall I hire a food-taster in case someone has laced the food with Lanate?

What is the Official Language?

Should I leave all blue and white flags at home?

Shall I bring some of my own Title Deeds? Sounds like they are hard to get.

[bsharpish]

Hi all I'm coming to Cyprus on holiday in September could anyone tell me the price of

A taxi from Larnaca to Paphos?- More than you paid for your flight

The price of English Bread?- Same as cypriot bread- extortionate

If there is a cash machine in Polis?- yes we call them tourists

A good hotel to stay?- my cousin has beautifull hotel with lovely view of sea- just past slaughterhouse and scrapyard

Are there any English pubs in Pathos?- many many - full of coffin dodgers

Whether I should bring my dog?- if you want to bring your own food - why not

What will the weather be like in September? - will i need a coat?- no just beer belly and flip flops

Is there a supermarket in Larnaca? - many - we have good supermarket cartel here so all same price

Should I change money here in the UK or in Cyprus? - change here- my russian friend makes very very good euro's in his bedroom

Does Cyprus use the Euro?- yes -we take things from england, turn english pounds to cypriot pounds then convert to euro so your £4 marks and spencer t-shirt is a very very special cyprus price of 15 euro

Can I take my hire car across the border?- why you want to cross border- all cypriots know turks smell like dogs\greeks are all thieves and bullies ( delete as applicable)

How far is it from my house to the corner pub in Nicosia?- 5m but don't use car as your neighbour and his sons will have parked 3 X5'son the pavement outside already



I'm sure there will be lots more questions before I arrive

Thank you in advance

[RichardB]

Hi all I'm coming to Cyprus on holiday in September could anyone tell me the price of

A taxi from Larnaca to Paphos?- More than you paid for your flight

The price of English Bread?- Same as cypriot bread- extortionate

If there is a cash machine in Polis?- yes we call them tourists

A good hotel to stay?- my cousin has beautifull hotel with lovely view of sea- just past slaughterhouse and scrapyard

Are there any English pubs in Pathos?- many many - full of coffin dodgers

Whether I should bring my dog?- if you want to bring your own food - why not

What will the weather be like in September? - will i need a coat?- no just beer belly and flip flops

Is there a supermarket in Larnaca? - many - we have good supermarket cartel here so all same price

Should I change money here in the UK or in Cyprus? - change here- my russian friend makes very very good euro's in his bedroom

Does Cyprus use the Euro?- yes -we take things from england, turn english pounds to cypriot pounds then convert to euro so your £4 marks and spencer t-shirt is a very very special cyprus price of 15 euro

Can I take my hire car across the border?- why you want to cross border- all cypriots know turks smell like dogs\greeks are all thieves and bullies ( delete as applicable)

How far is it from my house to the corner pub in Nicosia?- 5m but don't use car as your neighbour and his sons will have parked 3 X5'son the pavement outside already



I'm sure there will be lots more questions before I arrive

Thank you in advance

11/12

house is only 2 minutes walk from corner pub

[bsharpish]

No its 5m not 5 min

[Gasman]

Streets around me are clean - I pick up!

Dunno what they are like where Oracle lives. She says she has a place in Polis but, I am given to understand she actually lives in Kyrenia! The crafty beggar. Must be true if it was reported on C44!

Lemtich
Joined: 15/02/2007
Posts: 1362
Message Posted:
09/07/2010 00:43

... this is probably Oracle from the South Cyprus Forum, so boringly boring, they're even getting fed up with her rantings. She probably lives in Kyrenia!