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[bill cobbett]

Speaking to a crowd of international reporters from Turkey, from the Presidential Throne, in the Presidential Cloakroom, in the Presidential Palace, through the Presidential Bum, President Dervis Mehmet Ali Killarumbeforebreakfast Pasha Eroglu announced that as the international singing sensation Jennifer Lopez has regretfully had to cancel plans to visit because one of her stage crew has a headache, that her place will be taken by the world-famous international star Elvis Presley.

President Eroglu added that Mr Presley opening the PseudoCratos Hotel will be a part of celebratiions to mark the Turkish Piss Operation of 20 July 1974.

President Eroglu went on to describe the report in today's Afrika newspaper that the PseudoCratos Hotel is built on rum land(?) as the work of anti-Turk agitators, traitors to the cause of the Turks of Cyprus.

The Permanent Minister of Tourism and Enlightenment, Ali Mehmet Therumshavescrewedmeagain Thingeemegig told reporters that there were more plans to bring even more super-stars to Tnucland with The Beatles booked for a reunion in Girne later in the year.

President Eroglu ended the conference by asking one of the international reporters to pass the Presidential Toilet Paper.

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baycrap

[Acikgoz]

You really are a foul discusting person. You completely ignore our painful past yet relish over goading us with your insults and ply your hypocracy with zeal.
Argh, that people like you exist makes me realise that humanity will never live up to its potential.

[Piratis]

Argh, that people like you exist makes me realise that humanity will never live up to its potential.

While your position that problems should be solved by means of ethnic cleansing, with forced segregation and racist discriminations represents the full potential of humanity?

[Oracle]

.... the PseudoCratos Hotel is built on rum land ...

Oh bill, Don't be Cruel it's turning into a Heartbreak Hotel for the poor thieving TCs ...

[DT.]

You really are a foul discusting person. You completely ignore our painful past yet relish over goading us with your insults and ply your hypocracy with zeal.
Argh, that people like you exist makes me realise that humanity will never live up to its potential.

here's an example of that high human standard you're striving for.

The sad thing about this is the greeks never learn`the last time they displayed such hostility`they got a good hiding in 74,then we gave them half the island`so they could renagotiate! Ultimately i blame the turks! in 74,we should have taken the whole island then negotiate!! Maybe its time to do the job properly..what the f--k are the turks waiting for!? well now when the greeks come over to visit our clubs and drive around`its going to get nasty i feel,serves them right,what do they expect,there are many turks here that have become extremely angry as a result this will no doubt take affect, personally im sick of sitting around while the greeks throw stones.

ironic that he should use the "throwing stones" metaphor when there's CNN footage of a GC being stoned to death by Turks.

[anna-sh]

Speaking to a crowd of international reporters from Turkey, from the Presidential Throne, in the Presidential Cloakroom, in the Presidential Palace, through the Presidential Bum, President Dervis Mehmet Ali Killarumbeforebreakfast Pasha Eroglu announced that as the international singing sensation Jennifer Lopez has regretfully had to cancel plans to visit because one of her stage crew has a headache, that her place will be taken by the world-famous international star Elvis Presley.

President Eroglu added that Mr Presley opening the PseudoCratos Hotel will be a part of celebratiions to mark the Turkish Piss Operation of 20 July 1974.

President Eroglu went on to describe the report in today's Afrika newspaper that the PseudoCratos Hotel is built on rum land(?) as the work of anti-Turk agitators, traitors to the cause of the Turks of Cyprus.

The Permanent Minister of Tourism and Enlightenment, Ali Mehmet Therumshavescrewedmeagain Thingeemegig told reporters that there were more plans to bring even more super-stars to Tnucland with The Beatles booked for a reunion in Girne later in the year.

President Eroglu ended the conference by asking one of the international reporters to pass the Presidential Toilet Paper.

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baycrap

[Jerry]

You really are a foul discusting person. You completely ignore our painful past yet relish over goading us with your insults and ply your hypocracy with zeal.
Argh, that people like you exist makes me realise that humanity will never live up to its potential.

Stop playing the "poor innocent". You wanted partition and with the help of forces beyond the control of most GCs that is what you think you have achieved. You can't stand up on your own despite stealing and selling off our assets off and now you cry foul because we "embargo" you. You are already outnumbered by settlers, soon you will disappear altogether and no doubt you will blame us once again.

You were a minority of 18% but you wanted to show how "big" you were by being equal to the overwhelming majority of Cypriots - are you fucking stupid, don't you realise how that reminded us of Ottoman dominance (and before you start spouting about "that was a long time ago", my grandfather was born under the Ottomans). You knew that if you cried long and loud sooner or later your "motherland would enforce your "equal status". Well your motherland "rescued" you from those wicked Greek Cypriots and is now smothering you to death but it's our fault - you make me sick!

[bill cobbett]

Oh dear. Might I ask again please if any member has a copy of Afrika to hand to confirm or otherwise whether the Hotel formerly known as the Pseudocratos, and now known as The Heartbreak Hotel, is on Stolen Land?

Afrika site seems to have been closed down again.

[EPSILON]

You really are a foul discusting person. You completely ignore our painful past yet relish over goading us with your insults and ply your hypocracy with zeal.
Argh, that people like you exist makes me realise that humanity will never live up to its potential.

here is an other one, therefore please be sure that what you fear is trugh

[EPSILON]

You really are a foul discusting person. You completely ignore our painful past yet relish over goading us with your insults and ply your hypocracy with zeal.
Argh, that people like you exist makes me realise that humanity will never live up to its potential.

We do not f.ck Fridays, is against our religion. Please re-apply next Monday for proper service and attendance