A very tight dying man says to his wife: " Beloved, before dying I would want you to make me a last wish. I would want a cup of coffee' with two teaspoons of sugar". " Certainly beloved, I make you quickly. But why you desire it so much? ". " Because during all my life I have always drunk the coffee at the house with half teaspoon of sugar and at the bar with four.
But you know my favorite coffee its with only two teaspoons!