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[fig head]

What is your morning routine???


mine is.


wake up by my alarm 6:45.

take my eye mask and stop the alarm.

put my eye mask back on and convince my self that 5 minutes more in bed is a good thing.

7:00 i feel awful and angry...

7:01 brush my teeth without looking to my face in the mirror

7:05 have a shower, still feeling awful and angry

7:30 put on the 1st thing i can see , it can look nice and fit or it can simply look wrong.

7:35 look to my shoes then again deciding to wear my flip flop.

7:40 have a cig while drinking my coffee

7:50 go to work.

8:15 have another stronger coffee or two.

8:30 drink canabas ice tea.

and then i feel alive.. all the previous is done step by step every single day without thinking... like a machine so before 8:30 im a zombie and i dont like people to talk to me...


whats your routine then?

[SKI-preo]

3am:ask wife to roll over cause its time
5am:have another go at wife.After doing it. Chuck a massive fart.
6 am : take massive dump. 3 or 4 flushes required;
6.15 : Jog 2km with my mentally ill Jack Russell, carrying a golf club to remove it off much bigger but wussier dogs
7:00 Shower,dress have another massive dump if required this time only 2 flushes.
7:00 breakfast for me ,kids + mrs Ski
7:30 Early day care/ before school care for the kids
7.45 Coffee with boss to plan heads which we will kick
8am-8pm kick heads