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[Gasman]

I heard that Greeks invented Facebook thousands of years ago when parents had a habit of closing books (stone plates) on their children’s faces when they did badly at school… which also explains why some of them have a pointy nose.

[Gasman]

I've found this authoritative source now:

Encyclopedia Dramatica

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Greece

Greece is widely known for other countries stealing its history, land, and hairy women. Greeks (especially philosophers) invented many ED concepts you see here today, such as lulz, Greek superiority to "barbarians", Spartans, your mom, Goat Sex, The Odyssey, leetness, paedophilia, democracy and moar (yes, they invented that, too).

Ancient Greece and Ancient Rome are often mistaken for one another. This is a mistake made by fucktards who don't know shit about history. Dirty dagos copied everything from the Greeks anyway.

[Oracle]

The ancient Greeks invented quite a few things. Most modern Greeks are just barbarians that learned Greek.

What's wrong with that? After all, that is exactly what being "barbarian" was all about!

Speaking with a language that sounded like "bar ... barba ... brraa", instead of Greek!

P.S.

I'm out of Gassybags' threads as he/she is a paid anti-Cypriot who thinks attacking Greeks is a way to neutralise Cyprus in preparation for Turkification!

[Gasman]

Well according to this bloke - Risto Stefov
http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/view/77166

The Greeks didn't invent ANYTHING! Not the atom, geometry, the alphabet, democracy, not even greek salad and greek coffee!

He debunks it all and says:

Modern Greeks, along with their Roman-derived benefactors, have not only claimed "ancient history" as their own but have robbed other civilizations of their contribution to the world. Clearly the contributions of say the Phoenician and Egyptian civilizations, which were far superior civilizations to that of ancient Athens, are totally ignored and long forgotten. Worse, their contributions have now been expropriated by the Greeks and claimed to be Greek.

Two and a half millennia later Greeks continue to expropriate other people´s ideas and inventions and shamelessly call them their own!

and

Thus far the only thing that Greeks have proven is that they are "superior manipulators of the truth". Other than that Greeks are no better, no worse and no different than the rest of us. If I may add my own opinion, I believe as a people we are all the same, only our attitudes towards one another differ and that is mainly due to "political differences" and ignorance of the truth. All modern Balkan nations are made from the same stock (raw material) of people. We lived borderless for over two and a half millennia. You figure out the rest.

However - he does provide his email address for contact so I am sure someone will get in touch with him and put him right!

Goodnight all!