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Postby Cap » Sat Jun 05, 2010 8:55 pm

Woman jailed for testicle attack
A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

'Pulled hard'

Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self-defence.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".


I am in no way a violent person
Amanda Monti

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4253849.stm
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Postby Get Real! » Sat Jun 05, 2010 9:02 pm

:? A life ban from having boyfriends is in order…
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Postby cyprusgrump » Sat Jun 05, 2010 9:05 pm

:shock:
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Postby Cap » Sat Jun 05, 2010 9:08 pm

Get Real! wrote::? A life ban from having boyfriends is in order…


Well... we know of at least one dame that fits the profile.... :?
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Postby rotate » Sat Jun 05, 2010 9:54 pm

Ms. Monti certainly has some pulling power, shame about her taste buds though :shock:
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Postby SpartanGamer » Sat Jun 05, 2010 11:20 pm

Stories like these make guys laugh all around the world... and cringe in fear that it could happen to them.

Did he get it reattached or does he now have the groin contents of hitler (one ball)?
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Postby Zorba » Sat Jun 05, 2010 11:24 pm

I think he has it pickled and in a jar on the mantlepiece.
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Postby fig head » Sun Jun 06, 2010 3:26 am

hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

what a freak
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Postby repulsewarrior » Sun Jun 06, 2010 5:13 am

...who are you laughing at fig, the woman who tried to swallow his ball, or the guy?
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Postby fig head » Sun Jun 06, 2010 12:26 pm

huh. lol its not funny i think i was drunk last night when i saw it and i dont know why i laughed..!!

its sad really !!!
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