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[denizaksulu]

It also answers the quality of her (Oracles) posts.

[CBBB]

lol!
(this is turning into my favourite thread!)

Both true and with the added bonus of not having to flush the bog and waste water, thank heavens for wide mouthed plastic milk bottles

Giving a whole new meaning to the water rationing advice 'If it's yellow, let it mellow ...'

You are reminding me of my brit wag of a pal who used to take 'How We Beat the German War Machine' with him to read when he visited his German in-laws!

Those Germans targeted Fish and Chip Shops all over Britain, in them days salt and vinegar was about as exotic/erotic as it got but NOW life without lemons is almost unimaginable and I'm reduced to buying Chinese produced lemons in the village shop. Have all the Cypriot lemons been stolen and if so by who and why

Anyway its late and I need to go outside to take a leak, I might be gone for some time as the torch has died and my night vision is not as good as it used to be even with the added benefit of a couple of glasses of warm Zivana

You could always blame that thieving Oracle. If she sees a lemon anywhere, you can guarantee a lemon cake will pop out of the oven very soon.

O has one in the oven????

[denizaksulu]

lol!
(this is turning into my favourite thread!)

Both true and with the added bonus of not having to flush the bog and waste water, thank heavens for wide mouthed plastic milk bottles

Giving a whole new meaning to the water rationing advice 'If it's yellow, let it mellow ...'

You are reminding me of my brit wag of a pal who used to take 'How We Beat the German War Machine' with him to read when he visited his German in-laws!

Those Germans targeted Fish and Chip Shops all over Britain, in them days salt and vinegar was about as exotic/erotic as it got but NOW life without lemons is almost unimaginable and I'm reduced to buying Chinese produced lemons in the village shop. Have all the Cypriot lemons been stolen and if so by who and why

Anyway its late and I need to go outside to take a leak, I might be gone for some time as the torch has died and my night vision is not as good as it used to be even with the added benefit of a couple of glasses of warm Zivana

You could always blame that thieving Oracle. If she sees a lemon anywhere, you can guarantee a lemon cake will pop out of the oven very soon.

O has one in the oven????

Always


If only to keep Kafenes well fed.

[umit07]

A couple of years back my uncle had a fitted, fully functional Elevator stolen out his apartment building.

[YFred]

Am telling you boys the standards of thievery has so gone downhill in recent years whether in CY or here in GB.

As you'll all know am not that old, well nowhere near as passed it as the Venerable Deniz and certainly nowhere near as pissed it as our RB, but remember when thievering took a different courage with old boys blowing up safes, and spending days digging tunnels into vaults or holding up cashiers with sawn-off shotguns.

Nowadays it's all cowardly deception with trawling through people's rubbish bins for personal info for internet fraud, and quick and sneaky opportunist crime when people are out or Luriciciginians out for filthy gains on the back of the TA.

Telling you there's no place left for honest, hard working, carefully planned thievery these days.

Look Billy boy, if you tell me the exact time, I can prove to you I was no where near that one. I could have been at least 50 foot away like, you know what I mean and I never saw the man put the stuff in the van that does not belong to me like, you know what I mean.

Leave the Lurucadis alone mate. They still have that honour when they requisition items from houses that don't belong to them like.




BTW I had 3 Huge Biharis in my yard, and some silly sod swiped them too.

Tut Tut Tut.

[bill cobbett]

Am telling you boys the standards of thievery has so gone downhill in recent years whether in CY or here in GB.

As you'll all know am not that old, well nowhere near as passed it as the Venerable Deniz and certainly nowhere near as pissed it as our RB, but remember when thievering took a different courage with old boys blowing up safes, and spending days digging tunnels into vaults or holding up cashiers with sawn-off shotguns.

Nowadays it's all cowardly deception with trawling through people's rubbish bins for personal info for internet fraud, and quick and sneaky opportunist crime when people are out or Luriciciginians out for filthy gains on the back of the TA.

Telling you there's no place left for honest, hard working, carefully planned thievery these days.

Look Billy boy, if you tell me the exact time, I can prove to you I was no where near that one. I could have been at least 50 foot away like, you know what I mean and I never saw the man put the stuff in the van that does not belong to me like, you know what I mean.

Leave the Lurucadis alone mate. They still have that honour when they requisition items from houses that don't belong to them like.




BTW I had 3 Huge Biharis in my yard, and some silly sod swiped them too.

Tut Tut Tut.

What, pinched from your yard in Hackney? What is the world coming to?

[YFred]

Am telling you boys the standards of thievery has so gone downhill in recent years whether in CY or here in GB.

As you'll all know am not that old, well nowhere near as passed it as the Venerable Deniz and certainly nowhere near as pissed it as our RB, but remember when thievering took a different courage with old boys blowing up safes, and spending days digging tunnels into vaults or holding up cashiers with sawn-off shotguns.

Nowadays it's all cowardly deception with trawling through people's rubbish bins for personal info for internet fraud, and quick and sneaky opportunist crime when people are out or Luriciciginians out for filthy gains on the back of the TA.

Telling you there's no place left for honest, hard working, carefully planned thievery these days.

Look Billy boy, if you tell me the exact time, I can prove to you I was no where near that one. I could have been at least 50 foot away like, you know what I mean and I never saw the man put the stuff in the van that does not belong to me like, you know what I mean.

Leave the Lurucadis alone mate. They still have that honour when they requisition items from houses that don't belong to them like.




BTW I had 3 Huge Biharis in my yard, and some silly sod swiped them too.

Tut Tut Tut.

What, pinched from your yard in Hackney? What is the world coming to?

Gavole bonna se tho enna se gubaniso enan galon ravdin je nas gamo bittagon.

How are you old chap, how are things in North Londonistan?

[RichardB]

Am telling you boys the standards of thievery has so gone downhill in recent years whether in CY or here in GB.

As you'll all know am not that old, well nowhere near as passed it as the Venerable Deniz and certainly nowhere near as pissed it as our RB, but remember when thievering took a different courage with old boys blowing up safes, and spending days digging tunnels into vaults or holding up cashiers with sawn-off shotguns.

Nowadays it's all cowardly deception with trawling through people's rubbish bins for personal info for internet fraud, and quick and sneaky opportunist crime when people are out or Luriciciginians out for filthy gains on the back of the TA.

Telling you there's no place left for honest, hard working, carefully planned thievery these days.

Look Billy boy, if you tell me the exact time, I can prove to you I was no where near that one. I could have been at least 50 foot away like, you know what I mean and I never saw the man put the stuff in the van that does not belong to me like, you know what I mean.

Leave the Lurucadis alone mate. They still have that honour when they requisition items from houses that don't belong to them like.




BTW I had 3 Huge Biharis in my yard, and some silly sod swiped them too.

Tut Tut Tut.

What, pinched from your yard in Hackney? What is the world coming to?

Gavole bonna se tho enna se gubaniso enan galon ravdin je nas gamo bittagon.

How are you old chap, how are things in North Londonistan?

Hey Fred you're not really going to Brazil Are You??

I've just ordered the tee shirts for the London meet and subsequent Pics

btw have you seen the price of ready mix!!

[bill cobbett]

Am telling you boys the standards of thievery has so gone downhill in recent years whether in CY or here in GB.

As you'll all know am not that old, well nowhere near as passed it as the Venerable Deniz and certainly nowhere near as pissed it as our RB, but remember when thievering took a different courage with old boys blowing up safes, and spending days digging tunnels into vaults or holding up cashiers with sawn-off shotguns.

Nowadays it's all cowardly deception with trawling through people's rubbish bins for personal info for internet fraud, and quick and sneaky opportunist crime when people are out or Luriciciginians out for filthy gains on the back of the TA.

Telling you there's no place left for honest, hard working, carefully planned thievery these days.

Look Billy boy, if you tell me the exact time, I can prove to you I was no where near that one. I could have been at least 50 foot away like, you know what I mean and I never saw the man put the stuff in the van that does not belong to me like, you know what I mean.

Leave the Lurucadis alone mate. They still have that honour when they requisition items from houses that don't belong to them like.




BTW I had 3 Huge Biharis in my yard, and some silly sod swiped them too.

Tut Tut Tut.

What, pinched from your yard in Hackney? What is the world coming to?

Gavole bonna se tho enna se gubaniso enan galon ravdin je nas gamo bittagon.

How are you old chap, how are things in North Londonistan?

Hey Fred you're not really going to Brazil Are You??

I've just ordered the tee shirts for the London meet and subsequent Pics

btw have you seen the price of ready mix!!

... and another thing .... what happened to the old way of tarring and feathering dodgy, dubious characters? Nowadays it's let's go down to the nearest DIY warehouse for a bag of quick-set concrete.

[YFred]

Am telling you boys the standards of thievery has so gone downhill in recent years whether in CY or here in GB.

As you'll all know am not that old, well nowhere near as passed it as the Venerable Deniz and certainly nowhere near as pissed it as our RB, but remember when thievering took a different courage with old boys blowing up safes, and spending days digging tunnels into vaults or holding up cashiers with sawn-off shotguns.

Nowadays it's all cowardly deception with trawling through people's rubbish bins for personal info for internet fraud, and quick and sneaky opportunist crime when people are out or Luriciciginians out for filthy gains on the back of the TA.

Telling you there's no place left for honest, hard working, carefully planned thievery these days.

Look Billy boy, if you tell me the exact time, I can prove to you I was no where near that one. I could have been at least 50 foot away like, you know what I mean and I never saw the man put the stuff in the van that does not belong to me like, you know what I mean.

Leave the Lurucadis alone mate. They still have that honour when they requisition items from houses that don't belong to them like.




BTW I had 3 Huge Biharis in my yard, and some silly sod swiped them too.

Tut Tut Tut.

What, pinched from your yard in Hackney? What is the world coming to?

Gavole bonna se tho enna se gubaniso enan galon ravdin je nas gamo bittagon.

How are you old chap, how are things in North Londonistan?

Hey Fred you're not really going to Brazil Are You??

I've just ordered the tee shirts for the London meet and subsequent Pics

btw have you seen the price of ready mix!!

If by any chance it should be delayed and there is a small possibility, I would like to take this opportunity to inform you that I intend to use minimal force to defend myself in the IDF manner and would recommend that you book a flotilla of ambulance to be present at all times for your survival.