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[SpartanGamer]

Here are some of my favorites, don't forget to post yours!

"Dead by popular demand"

His final words were "Watch this"

Buried face-down so he can see where he's going

Atheist. All dressed up and no place to go.

[CBBB]

WTF are you on about?

[kafenes]

WTF are you on about?

You want that on your gravestone?

[CBBB]

WTF are you on about?

You want that on your gravestone?

No, I am not having a gravestone! I will leave enough money for two gallons of petrol and box of matches! My ashes will be scattered in my favourite pubs.

I can't be buried, the Mrs keeps threatening to bury me in the same grave as my mother-in-law!!!!!!! I know I will go to hell, but that is too much!

[SpartanGamer]

here's one more to make you guys go back on topic:

Thank goodness THAT's over with!

[fig head]

i dont know but if i die i would want something like, i was here ,ill never die if you kept me in your hearts!!

[YFred]

WTF are you on about?

You want that on your gravestone?

No, I am not having a gravestone! I will leave enough money for two gallons of petrol and box of matches! My ashes will be scattered in my favourite pubs.

I can't be buried, the Mrs keeps threatening to bury me in the same grave as my mother-in-law!!!!!!! I know I will go to hell, but that is too much!

How am I going to write on it Fred was ere?

[CBBB]

Spike Milligans's was the best, it said "I told you I was ill." !

[Gasman]

One for you Spartan:

Player One, Game Over

[Get Real!]

One for the suicidal… “DIY RIP”

One for a crowded gravesite… “Go find your own hole!”


One for Grumpy… “What are you looking at?”

One for Figgie… “I woz ere… and still am!”

One for Kafenes… “Mine’s a 4x4!”

One for Y-Fronts… “Here lies a twit, please spit on me!”

One for BillC… “Gosh!”

One for Halil… “Here lies the Happy Hodja!”

One for Piratis… “Necrophilia is punishable by law 6720/84 subsection B!”