By Douglas Wight, 23/05/2010
TELLY chat star Carol McGiffin isn't just a Loose Woman - she was a pretty slack teenager too.
In fact, she says, she was a "slut" who had sex on the brain... and on the bathroom floor, behind a church, in a car, and in Bognor Regis.
In her own words: "Anywhere, anyhow, anyone!"
The outspoken TV presenter has revealed that she "loved having sex" right from the start.
Living up to the title of the show that made her famous, Carol adds: "Whether it was in a car or behind the curtain - I simply couldn't resist it."
In our second week of explosive extracts from her shockingly honest new book - Oh, Carol! - the randy 50-year-old tells how she:
Lost her virginity to a "TROLL" behind a church.
Had sex in a Butlins chalet while a pal ROMPED in the next bed.
Fled a marriage proposal from a grumpy Greek who tried to perform a sex act with a CUCUMBER.
Attended sex parties in an Austin Powers-style SH*G PAD.
Last week Carol revealed the truth about her turbulent marriage to Radio 2 megastar Chris Evans. Now she's engaged to toyboy lover Mark Cassidy - the hunk who ended her SEVEN YEARS of celibacy.
But Carol had more than her share of sexploits before those barren years.
Her first sexual encounter was a "knee-trembler" after a local disco in Maidstone, Kent, when she was a teenager.
"I embarked upon a mission to lose my virginity," Carol explains. "I was nervous, mainly because I was scared of Mum finding out.
"There was a disco in St Martin's Hall next to the church. I did some scouting for potential 'losers' - shamefully, I wasn't bothered who did it.
EAT AND GREET: Carol meets Mark "A short bloke came over with wild, dark hair that looked in need of a good brush. In fact, he looked like a troll - like he should have been on the end of a pencil.
"He asked, 'Wanna go outside?' That's the question I'd been waiting for. So we went round the back of the church. Everything was over in seconds.
"It was horrible. I hated myself for being such a teenage slut."
Later that year her hormones were raging again while at Butlins in Bognor Regis, West Sussex, with her pal Pauline. The girls pulled two waiters, Carol says: "Mine was called Pete. He had a heavy Glaswegian accent and I couldn't understand him - but I wasn't interested in talking. We went back to their 'chalet' (a tiny room with two narrow single beds in it) and had sex in the same room at the same time, though not with each other. Looking back, it was a bit sordid."
A year later Carol met the man she thought she'd be with for the rest of her life. She says: "He was rugged, handsome and unfortunately much older than me, but I was a little minx.
"He had the biggest car I'd ever seen. We used to park it on the cinder track or up the garages and have sex in the back. He didn't seduce me, I absolutely stalked him while lying about my age. I told him I was 16. The ruse was foiled when he saw me on the bus - in my school uniform!"
Next, Carol set her sights on her friend's brother Dave. She says: "Eventually I got off with him at a party and we did it on the bathroom floor, which was really romantic.
"Then we did it again, behind the curtain at a disco. Writing about it now, I'm shocked at how blasé I was about sex.
"But although I was an impressionable youngster who'd fall in love if a boy so much as looked at me, I honestly loved having sex." Carol also tells how she narrowly escaped life as a housewife in Greece after a holiday romance almost ended in marriage.
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She'd met a Greek footballer she calls Bob when she was 21 on an all-girl trip to Corfu.
Carol says: "Bob was a horrible kisser and a bit like an animal - his face contorted when he was doing it. It put me right off.
"One night he disappeared to the kitchen and carved a cucumber into a rude shape. I laughed hysterically when I discovered the cucumber was not meant for a salad. Not that I entertained the idea. This hurt Bob's macho Greek pride - he took offence and disappeared into the night."
Incredibly, three years after the cucumber incident, Carol agreed to return to Greece to MARRY Bob. But it ended in disaster thanks to a sweaty hotel and some dodgy squid.
She recalls: "It was the height of summer and there was no air-con in the room, just a fan.
"The toilet - which didn't flush - was behind the bed with a curtain for a door. I was on and off the pot until 3am thanks to the rotten squid. I was miserable with dehydration and mozzie bites, so what did he do? He tried to have sex with me!
"He had no chance. Once again he got the hump and p***ed off into the night."
Carol used the opportunity to escape. She gathered her strength, and her clothes, and legged it. "I ran away as fast as I could - like Forrest Gump," she recalls.
Back in London, where Carol was working for a company that rented offices, she met Victor.
She says: "He had the most unbelievable 1970s apartment. It was like walking on to the set of Austin Powers, with its beige shag pile carpet, circular bed, and brown velvet sofa.
"There were a lot of gatherings at Victor's and occasionally they'd descend into sex parties. People would take their clothes off and go off into the bedrooms.
"It seemed like a perfectly normal thing to do at the time, like going for tea."
JOY BOY: Carol with hunk Mark
Her last sexual encounter before years of celibacy was in 2001 with a friend of a friend who she had just met. She says: "After about five minutes, I asked him, 'Fancy a s**g?' Oh well, don't ask, don't get."
Carol would incredibly go seven years without sex after becoming "shocked at my own promiscuity."
Then, 18 months ago, Mark came into her life at a Loose Women party. When she was told the hunky 28-year-old was a secret admirer, she pounced.
Carol says: "Within an hour we were snogging. After so long, what a relief to find someone who is genuinely adorable, gorgeous and young - and totally compatible in bed."
The smitten pair will marry next year and settle down. It's a far cry from Carol's previous lifestyle, summed up beautifully by her 40th birthday bash at Stringfellows club in London.
In true McGiffin style, by 11pm she had flashed her boobs and was pole-dancing - with Peter Stringfellow himself groping her!
She says: "The punters were amazed. So was I, especially when Mr Stringfellow had his hand up my dress.
"I left at 4am leaving most of my presents (all later recovered) and some of my dignity (gone forever)."
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