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Jeeves, Take Off My Dress

Postby petethegreek » Thu Jul 28, 2005 1:20 am

A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jeeves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening.

As it turned out, however, the wife wasn't having a good time at the party, so she came home early, alone. Her husband had to stay there, as several of his important clients were there.

As the woman walked into her house, she saw Jeeves sitting by himself in the dining room. She called for him to follow her, and led him into the master bedroom. She looked at him and smiled. "Jeeves," she said. "Take off my dress. "

He did this carefully.

"Jeeves," she continued. "Take off my stockings and garter."

He silently obeyed her.

"Jeeves," she then said. "Remove my bra and panties. "

As he did this, the tension continued to mount.

She then said, "Jeeves, if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired!"
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Postby Yiannis » Thu Jul 28, 2005 1:22 am

:roll: And then you are making fun of Moose's jokes tstststs....
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Postby 2fan » Thu Jul 28, 2005 1:34 am

:roll:
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Postby petethegreek » Thu Jul 28, 2005 1:45 am

This is coming from guys who make "jokes" about pubic hair and aggies(?)!


:)
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Postby 2fan » Thu Jul 28, 2005 1:47 am

Pete,

Your retorts are actually funnier than your jokes. :lol: :lol:
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Postby petethegreek » Thu Jul 28, 2005 1:49 am

2fan wrote:Pete,

Your retorts are actually funnier than your jokes. :lol: :lol:


2fan Your retorts are worst than your jokes. :D
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Postby Liza » Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:11 am

cross dressing butler - funny :lol:
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Postby brother » Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:48 am

:) never mind can't be a winner everytime.
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