my favourite part is :
Language
Cypriot language mainly consists of grunts, tutting and superfluous hand gestures with a splash of a few Turkish phrases. Any foreigners trying to aassimilate will only have crap english with a shit cypriot accent talked to them because they suck. Kalamarades, who are mainly these wankers from Greece, really suck at understanding what cypriots are saying. also the english school floro mbembedes have made their own new dialect of posh greek mixted with english slang a.k.a gre¬english this is comonly used in the traditional poetry of text messsaging.
lol
