cyprusgrump wrote:I have invented SlugPoon™...
It is like a harpoon... but for slugs...
Got a slug problem? You need SlugPoon™!
Bit bored in the garden? You need SlugPoon™!
More environmentally friendly than pellets and pet safe...
SlugPoon™ - only €29.95 plus P & P!
When can I expect my American and Canadian royalties to arrive...?
All you need for slugs is some salt, you have never seen so much froth!
