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Postby fig head » Tue May 04, 2010 11:43 am

is there is any law firms who give advice on legal issues !!!

AND wont be a rip off!?
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Postby CrookedRiverGuy » Tue May 04, 2010 1:17 pm

Don't know, but as lawyers are breeding very fast, there should be a chance to find one. Actually, the high breeding rate has some odd side-effects. Read this:



The National Institute of Health announced last week that they were going to start using lawyers instead of rats in their experiments. Naturally, the American Bar Association was outraged and filed suit. Yet, the NIH presented some very good reasons for the switch.

1. The lab assistants were becoming very attached to their little rats. This emotional involvement was interfering with the research being conducted. No such attachment could form for a lawyer.

2. Lawyers breed faster and are in much greater supply.

3. Lawyers are much cheaper to care for and the humanitarian societies won't jump all over you no matter what you're studying.

4. There are some things even a rat won't do.
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Postby CBBB » Tue May 04, 2010 2:07 pm

Come on Emma, what is the problem? I am sure someone on here will have an opinion about it.
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Postby Svetlana » Tue May 04, 2010 2:12 pm

CBBB wrote:Come on Emma, what is the problem? I am sure someone on here will have an opinion about it.


Everyone will have an opinion....


......and every one will be different :-)
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Re: Law Firm

Postby apc2010 » Tue May 04, 2010 2:16 pm

fig head wrote:is there is any law firms who give advice on legal issues !!!

AND wont be a rip off!?


Fig ,if it is just advice there is a lady in paphos who deals with legal paperwork etc ,cheap , pm me and i will get you the number
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Re: Law Firm

Postby YFred » Tue May 04, 2010 2:18 pm

apc2010 wrote:
fig head wrote:is there is any law firms who give advice on legal issues !!!

AND wont be a rip off!?


Fig ,if it is just advice there is a lady in paphos who deals with legal paperwork etc ,cheap , pm me and i will get you the number

You get what you pay for.
If you peanuts you get monkeys.
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Re: Law Firm

Postby apc2010 » Tue May 04, 2010 2:26 pm

YFred wrote:
apc2010 wrote:
fig head wrote:is there is any law firms who give advice on legal issues !!!

AND wont be a rip off!?


Fig ,if it is just advice there is a lady in paphos who deals with legal paperwork etc ,cheap , pm me and i will get you the number

You get what you pay for.
If you peanuts you get monkeys.

So now we know how you get paid!!
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Re: Law Firm

Postby CBBB » Tue May 04, 2010 2:45 pm

YFred wrote:
apc2010 wrote:
fig head wrote:is there is any law firms who give advice on legal issues !!!

AND wont be a rip off!?


Fig ,if it is just advice there is a lady in paphos who deals with legal paperwork etc ,cheap , pm me and i will get you the number

You get what you pay for.
If you peanuts you get monkeys.


If you peanuts!!!!!

Old chap, what?
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Postby fig head » Tue May 04, 2010 2:59 pm

LOL !

i dont have any problems (yet) , one of my friends from Lebanon, was living in Cyprus for the last 4 years,

he is married to a nice Cypriot lady and they have a baby yet their is a problem with his yellow slip !

he simply didnt get it yet, he applied for it and got checked by the lovely immigration of Cyprus :D

and went through all the legal stuff and he is waiting it, suppose it will come from nicosia to the address issued in his application,
(he is applyin for the yellow slip because its such a pain in the ass going to the immigration office every 3 months to renew his pink slip)
he know a laywer who asked him for 500 euros to get his document move around faster..

we were talking and i thought this is taking the piss and his lawyer is rippin him off.

he just wanted to ask how to know if his documents are complete, simple question. YET he cant get an answer to it,

i think he gonna end up payin the 500 euros just to get on with it and i thought he shouldnt and he should ask if someone can give a legal advice 1st and act based on it...
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Postby CBBB » Tue May 04, 2010 3:08 pm

fig head wrote:LOL !

i dont have any problems (yet) , one of my friends from Lebanon, was living in Cyprus for the last 4 years,

he is married to a nice Cypriot lady and they have a baby yet their is a problem with his yellow slip !

he simply didnt get it yet, he applied for it and got checked by the lovely immigration of Cyprus :D

and went through all the legal stuff and he is waiting it, suppose it will come from nicosia to the address issued in his application,
(he is applyin for the yellow slip because its such a pain in the ass going to the immigration office every 3 months to renew his pink slip)
he know a laywer who asked him for 500 euros to get his document move around faster..

we were talking and i thought this is taking the piss and his lawyer is rippin him off.

he just wanted to ask how to know if his documents are complete, simple question. YET he cant get an answer to it,

i think he gonna end up payin the 500 euros just to get on with it and i thought he shouldnt and he should ask if someone can give a legal advice 1st and act based on it...


If he has applied and he is married to a Cypriot, he shouldn't worry (unless she leaves him, and then his is in deep sh*t).
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