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Postby cyprusgrump » Sun May 02, 2010 5:00 pm

Oracle wrote:Since this thread is as depraved as could be ... I have something to get off my chest.

A good friend of mine (most attractive English lady) is obsessed with dogs to a degree which can only be described kindly and euphemistically as 'eccentric'.

One time whilst we were taking tea (Tiffin) she got down on all fours so that her lumbering great mountain dog of some refined pedigree mounted her to relieve himself. She carried on chatting and then dusted herself off amidst exclamations that it's perfectly alright because her jeans are really thick and nothing "untoward" would actually happen. :D


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Postby umit07 » Sun May 02, 2010 5:02 pm

Oracle wrote:Since this thread is as depraved as could be ... I have something to get off my chest.

A good friend of mine (most attractive English lady) is obsessed with dogs to a degree which can only be described kindly and euphemistically as 'eccentric'.

One time whilst we were taking tea (Tiffin) she got down on all fours so that her lumbering great mountain dog of some refined pedigree mounted her to relieve himself. She carried on chatting and then dusted herself off amidst exclamations that it's perfectly alright because her jeans are really thick and nothing "untoward" would actually happen. :D


I've heard quite a few stories of similar manner :lol:
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Postby Oracle » Sun May 02, 2010 5:04 pm

She has actually divorced her husband now and just lives with two of these dogs. :D

She is talking about breeding them. One of them was shown at Crufts! :D
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Postby T_C » Sun May 02, 2010 5:10 pm

Gross... :(
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Postby fig head » Sun May 02, 2010 5:17 pm

lol sound exactly like one of my friends !!
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Postby Get Real! » Sun May 02, 2010 5:17 pm

Oracle wrote:Since this thread is as depraved as could be ... I have something to get off my chest.

A good friend of mine (most attractive English lady) is obsessed with dogs to a degree which can only be described kindly and euphemistically as 'eccentric'.

One time whilst we were taking tea (Tiffin) she got down on all fours so that her lumbering great mountain dog of some refined pedigree mounted her to relieve himself. She carried on chatting and then dusted herself off amidst exclamations that it's perfectly alright because her jeans are really thick and nothing "untoward" would actually happen. :D

Do you suppose she rushes to put on her jeans and risk missing the moment when the dog must relieve itself and she just happens to be in her underwear or naked? Image
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Postby Oracle » Sun May 02, 2010 5:23 pm

Get Real! wrote:
Oracle wrote:Since this thread is as depraved as could be ... I have something to get off my chest.

A good friend of mine (most attractive English lady) is obsessed with dogs to a degree which can only be described kindly and euphemistically as 'eccentric'.

One time whilst we were taking tea (Tiffin) she got down on all fours so that her lumbering great mountain dog of some refined pedigree mounted her to relieve himself. She carried on chatting and then dusted herself off amidst exclamations that it's perfectly alright because her jeans are really thick and nothing "untoward" would actually happen. :D

Do you suppose she rushes to put on her jeans and risk missing the moment when the dog must relieve itself and she just happens to be in her underwear or naked? Image


Reh GR! ... please don't tempt me to elaborate further on this (now not so unique) lady. :D

Catherine the Great anyone? :D
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Postby CBBB » Sun May 02, 2010 5:29 pm

I know a woman that had this sort of problem. She was leaning over the bath when her Alsation leapt on her and gave her one. She took it straight to the vet to
































































get it's nails clipped!
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Postby Get Real! » Sun May 02, 2010 5:32 pm

CBBB wrote:She was leaning over the bath when her Alsation leapt on her and gave her one.

:shock: That’s real clever! How do they train them to pass a bar of soap? :?
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Postby T_C » Sun May 02, 2010 5:35 pm

I would FREAK OUT if I ever saw my friend do anything like that...I wouldn't be able to just shrug it off....no way!

I'd be like WTF!!!???! :shock:
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