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[YFred]

In the interest of balance perhaps we can finish it off with Efkan singing Dillirga.

[Malapapa]

[Malapapa]

[t_henrymb]

The Cypriot Nationalism already exists... Cypriot citizenship is also granted by the EU Citizenship Laws..

-Cypriot Citizenship is based upon the Republic Law of 1967. The legal basis for citizenship is divided between those born before and those born after August 16, 1960, the date of independence. All questions regarding Turkish Cyprus should be directed to the Cypriot Embassy. (UKC-Commonwealth Nation)

-CYPRIOT CITIZENSHIP BY BIRTH:

All citizens of the United Kingdom and Colonies who were born in Cyprus between November 5, 1914, and August 16, 1960, and who were resident in Cyprus during the five years preceding independence (August 16, 1960).

-CYPRIOT CITIZENSHIP BY DESCENT:

Person born in wedlock, after August 16, 1960, whose father is a citizen of Cyprus, regardless of the country of birth. In the event the father is unknown or stateless, Cypriot citizenship may be passed on by the mother.

[TURKISH CYPRIOT: According to the Cypriot Consul: "An exceptional situation was created in the part of the territory of the Republic of Cyprus which has remained outside the control of the Government of Cyprus since the invasion of Cyprus by Turkish troops in the summer of 1974. The Republic of Cyprus continues to recognize the citizenship and right to citizenship of all Turkish Cypriots and Cyprus Republic passports are issued to any persons who can provide proper documentation. However, the Republic of Cyprus does not consider those alien persons who have settled illegally and without its permission in the areas under control of the Turkish forces as legitimate claimants to Cypriot citizenship."]

Cypriot citizenship information is summarized from the above-mentioned law. Any action concerning Cypriot citizenship should be taken after consulting with a Cypriot immigration lawyer or the official authority responsible with Cypriot citizenship.

[Omer Seyhan]

Could you try to incorporate Johnny Depp into more of your posters please Mala? Pretty please!

I must be losing my touch as, try as I might, I can relate neither Alice in Wonderland nor Charlie and the Chocolate Factory to Cyprus...

But meanwhile...

lol, comrade Christofias would be proud....

[Malapapa]

Could you try to incorporate Johnny Depp into more of your posters please Mala? Pretty please!

I must be losing my touch as, try as I might, I can relate neither Alice in Wonderland nor Charlie and the Chocolate Factory to Cyprus...

But meanwhile...

lol, comrade Christofias would be proud....

Thank God you're back. I've been performing mind-boggling acts of creative genius for a bunch of unappreciative chimp Gentiles while you've been away.

[Omer Seyhan]

Could you try to incorporate Johnny Depp into more of your posters please Mala? Pretty please!

I must be losing my touch as, try as I might, I can relate neither Alice in Wonderland nor Charlie and the Chocolate Factory to Cyprus...

But meanwhile...

lol, comrade Christofias would be proud....

Thank God you're back. I've been performing mind-boggling acts of creative genius for a bunch of unappreciative chimp Gentiles while you've been away.

I think you should do a poster with the film Plane Trains and Automobiles.

"Plane Trains and Cypriots.."

[Malapapa]

You need to consider the film poster though...



What am I to do with this?

[Omer Seyhan]

Add a mustache on John Candy, color his curly hair black and replace his jacket with Stavros Flatley's belly and Cyprus tatoo. Trust me, it'll look good.

Plane, Train and Cypriots...

[Malapapa]

No, it would be "Planes, Trains and Donkeys" in keeping with the transport theme of the original title...

But as a piece of subversive CNP propaganda, what would it be saying?