My ..dear Adversary , the two of us have been at loggerheads for 4 years all because of your reluctance to acknowledge the err of your somewhat boo-boo ideology concerning not only Cyprus but the entire world , in short you are full of boo-boos !
I , on the other hand , being just very slightly older but considerably wiser have never harboured any antipathy towards you , on the contrary I have on numerous occasions used the well known catch phrase by Dick
(not Dick head )
Oh you are awful but I like you !!!
I shall be in glorious sunny Cyprus later on today for a week . How about
a free lesson in international diplomacy , here is my no. 99 84 80 98 .